[Cubeoid]

Instructions: I will start a poem. Everyone else continue, meaning each poster adds a few lines until we have a very large piece of work which we can join and display at the end of the thread.. if there is an end....oh yea, EVERYTHING must rhyme, even at the expense of making no sense whatsoevaaaaaaarrrr!!

Elderly men play chess at noon
birds and iPods find train doors soon
Let me take your silly hand
and weave my tenderness through your gland.

...

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

[Krusty]

"+1" , she cried. "This thread is teh gay"
Trying to make us post in a b9's annoying way
Cubeoid's new thread
Disgruntles C3P-0's head
If Kilbey sees this, you will pay.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. I'm working on a MacNN night before Christmas for tomorrow. More to follow.

[Cubeoid]

For the leaving of scraps
Is that so touched forth?
letting my speaker face further north
taking my apple to the highest cloud
never speaking with penguins
who say they have chowed
if you are my spring
then let me remain
for touched me you have
with six jars of pain
I ask for no plates
no spring string surprises
no cups of hot biscuits
or swift organisers
I only say this my fine feathered friend
lend me your pants
for the snack that you bend.

[wolfen]

The man who drops pants
He's telling the truth
And if you need proof
Look back a few posts
Go on, take a glance.
I'm with the fruit.

[historylme]

Beware dear poet, for in the daggers of past truths you might find silent betrayals,
Inflating your infant spirit while killing the imagined future self.
The reality warping in premature empty spasms
Culturally fake
Historically untrue and thus pealing away what you never were but might one day become.

[CreepingDeth]

[Cubeoid]

Thus continues our sharp witted tale
of the man with four mugs
filled with nothing but ale.
Although he shall cherish
his once lost grand gifts
children of yesterday
will slice his old wrists

So let us not plunder
going with glee
but take words from Samuel
the lovable flea
for it was Samuel who said this cold morn
give me your wife
or I'll poison your corn.

[FulcrumPilot]

and then I typed in the dark
and cried out, ah! my sore thumb!
and for I know not why
are some posters so dumb
and do I so care
like all the snow falling through sky
wretched is life so full of hope and misery
and so said the pope!
here fella have this pipe full of dope
so lets say hello as we blow
bitter smoke into our brains
to bring rays of light
to all those impoverished in ethiopia!

[Cubeoid]

Seven dead manequins
bleeding from the anus in the street
eating singapore noodles
lordy lordy lordy
do I hear a heartbeat?

[MacMan4000]

Fo' Shizzle bizzle!
(I can't rhyme, So I'm gonna be like a rapper and just yell slang)

[historylme]

The rhyme was out of time
sing your beat with mine
And you'll feel fine in no time.

{I don't like to rhyme, cause it's a waste of time}

(In my first post, there was a message to all poets, just look at the first letters of each line).

[OpenStep]

poetry blows

[Kilbey]

Originally posted by Krusty:
"+1" , she cried. "This thread is teh gay"
Trying to make us post in a b9's annoying way
Cubeoid's new thread
Disgruntles C3P-0's head
If Kilbey sees this, you will pay.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. I'm working on a MacNN night before Christmas for tomorrow. More to follow.

+1, just for you.
I don't like bingo boy's style
This is true
Into the trash, this should file.

[PacHead]

Roses are red and feces is brown.
Why in the hell did I click on this thread, it must've been started by a clown.