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Does God yawn as well? (picture heavy)
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Dec 23, 2004, 10:33 PM
 
We Yawn.

For e.g.


Proof that we are not much different from animals...they yawn as well.



......so the question is does God yawn?
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Dec 23, 2004, 10:51 PM
 
i know i just yawned looking at those pics.
     
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Dec 23, 2004, 10:59 PM
 
God might have yawned on the "7th day".


     
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Dec 23, 2004, 11:01 PM
 
God yawns because he loves you.
     
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Dec 23, 2004, 11:09 PM
 
Or maybe God yawned during "The 6th Day".

     
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Dec 23, 2004, 11:16 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Or maybe God yawned during "The 6th Day".

     
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Dec 23, 2004, 11:45 PM
 
First you must ask the question why do we yawn when we see others yawn, even animials. It is because we are the only ones on the planet who have empathy for others. I believe it is called an empathatic response. Oh, ok monkeys do as well. If you ever go to the zoo and yawn by the monkey cage, they will also yawn back at you. They'll also try to throw their poo at you.

Does God yawn. Certainly not from boredom, but I think he does, because we do.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 12:07 AM
 
Jesus could yawn.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 12:17 AM
 
Originally posted by Kitschy:
Jesus could yawn.
But can god yawn? </Filioque Controversy>
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 12:34 AM
 
Yawing is God
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 12:42 AM
 
Can we get a fart joke in here somewhere?
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Dec 24, 2004, 12:49 AM
 
Do you burp when you yawn?

Also, is it harder to hear for you guys when you yawn?
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 01:39 AM
 
Yawning while eating.

     
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Dec 24, 2004, 01:46 AM
 
I once hiccuped while yawning.. it made a really loud sound... and
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Dec 24, 2004, 01:56 AM
 
Originally posted by PurpleGiant:
Yawning while eating.
We can already see that in your sig. Although, it's appreciated because you look like a zombie... or some kind of creature of the damned. Damnzor - the damned. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 09:45 AM
 
Originally posted by PurpleGiant:
Yawning while eating.

[img]http://www.jeremyburge.com/gallery/albums/fuarys1 7th/aaj.jpg[img]
Are you eating a french fry with a fork?!?
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 12:33 PM
 
nope, he's eating a "chip" with a fork. get with it man.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 01:02 PM
 
or maybe god does not exist and is only a mental image of unity that humans invented.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 01:37 PM
 
Originally posted by ambush:
or maybe god does not exist and is only a mental image of unity that humans invented.
Or maybe rain is God taking a whiz.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 01:48 PM
 
Originally posted by budster101:
Oh, ok monkeys do as well.
Perhaps because we are so closely related to Monkeys

p.s. My cats have yawned right afetr I have yawned hundreds of times...
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Dec 24, 2004, 02:22 PM
 
Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
nope, he's eating a "chip" with a fork. get with it man.
Oops. Wrong continent.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 02:22 PM
 
Originally posted by ambush:
or maybe god does not exist and is only a mental image of unity that humans invented.
Or maybe He does.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 06:35 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Oops. Wrong continent.
Indeed. Eating a chip with as fork. Now this is three years in the past, I cannot remember why this is. I'm just a classy guy I suppose.

These days I just get chicks to feed me instead. (see sig)

EDIT: See PG's Sig:

     
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Dec 24, 2004, 08:43 PM
 
In Russia, yawning owns you.
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 08:56 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Or maybe God yawned during "The 6th Day".

That one is going in the books as the funniest post ever
     
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Dec 24, 2004, 09:30 PM
 
Originally posted by Gankdawg:
In Russia, yawning owns you.
     
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Dec 25, 2004, 03:57 PM
 
Originally posted by thePurpleGiant:
Indeed. Eating a chip with as fork. Now this is three years in the past, I cannot remember why this is. I'm just a classy guy I suppose.

These days I just get chicks to feed me instead. (see sig)

I'll bet also eat candy bars with a knife and fork.
     
   
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