[Prijker]

In the beginning there was the computer. And God entered:

C : \Let there be light
-ENTER USER ID.
C : \God
-ENTER PASSWORD.
C : \Omniscient
-PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Omnipotent
-PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Sunday, March 1.
C : \Let there be light
-UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Create light
-DONE.
C : \Run heaven and earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Monday, March 2.
C : \Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
-UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Create firmament
-DONE.
C : \Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Monday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Tuesday, March 3.
C : \Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
the dry land appear and
-TOO MANY CHARACTERS IN SPECIFICATION STRING. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Create dry_land
-DONE.
C : \Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Tuesday, March 3.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Wednesday, March 4.
C : \Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
-UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Create sun_moon_stars
-DONE.
C : \Run sun_moon_stars
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Wednesday, March 4.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Thursday, March 5.
C : \Create fish
-DONE.
C : \Create fowl
-DONE.
C : \Run fish, fowl
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl
after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Friday, March 6.
C : \Create cattle
-DONE.
C : \Create creepy_things
-DONE.
C : \Now let us make man in our image
-UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Create man
-DONE
C : \Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over
every living thing that creepeth upon th
-TOO MANY COMMAND OPERANDS. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Run multiplication
-EXECUTION TERMINATED. 6 ERRORS.
C : \Insert breath
-DONE
C : \Run multiplication
-EXECUTION TERMINATED. 5 ERRORS.
C : \Move man to Garden of Eden
-FILE GARDEN OF EDEN DOES NOT EXIST.
C : \Create Garden.edn
-DONE.
C : \Move man to Garden.edn
-DONE.
C : \Run multiplication
-EXECUTION TERMINATED. 4 ERRORS.
C : \Copy woman from man
-DONE.
C : \Run multiplication
-EXECUTION TERMINATED. 2 ERRORS.
C : \Create desire
-DONE.
C : \Run multiplication
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
-WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
C : \Create freewill
-DONE.
C : \Run freewill
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
-WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
C : \Undo desire
-DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED.
C : \Delete freewill
-FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER
-REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.
C : \Help
-DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED. FREEWILL IS AN
-INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL,
-OR ASK FOR HELP.
C : \Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
-WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
C : \Create good, evil
-DONE
C : \Activate evil
And God saw he had created shame.
-WARNING SYSTEM ERROR IN SECTOR E95. MAN AND WOMAN NOT IN GARDEN.EDN.
-1 ERRORS.
C : \Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
-SEARCH FAILED.
C : \Delete shame
-SHAME CANNOT BE DELETED ONCE EVIL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
C : \Delete freewill
-FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER
-REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.
C : \Stop
-UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
C : \Break
C : \Break
C : \Break
-ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
-REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
C : \Create new world
-YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOCATED FILE SPACE. YOU MUST DESTROY OLD
-FILES BEFORE NEW ONES CAN BE CREATED.
C : \Destroy earth
-DESTROY EARTH: CONFIRM.
C : \Destroy earth confirmed
-COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICE WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8
-AT 12:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 11:59:59 pm, Friday, March 6.
At 12:00:01 am, Sunday, March 8, God created Macintosh.

[Apple Pro Underwear]

i'm pretty glad i dont get neither the religious nor the geeky computer jokes laden within.

[rozwado1]

C : \Baninate Prijker for stupid thread

[wdlove]

As long as you can understand, looks to be very well thought out.

[qualey2]

C : \ agree

[SafariX]

SEA COLON SLASH THIS IS STUPID END RUN COMMAND

[Cubeoid]

This thread is making me uncomfortable.

[ambush]

It could amuse our crazy religion zealots.

[E's Lil Theorem]

Can You Feel It by Mr. Fingers:

In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,
"Let there be HOUSE!"
and house music was born.
"I am, you see,
I am
the creator, and this is my house!
And, in my house there is ONLY house music.
But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!"
And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.
You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of house.
House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.
And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music.
And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.
And, in this house, the keeper is Jack.
Now some of you who might wonder,
"Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?"
Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!
Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house.
You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR House.
And this is fresh.

Ahh, house music. Brings back all sorts of good memories.