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On the 12th day of Christmas my parents gave to me...
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Dec 29, 2004, 03:13 PM
 
     
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Dec 29, 2004, 03:57 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
Nothing, so I burned their house down.
     
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Dec 29, 2004, 04:02 PM
 
and the punchline is that he was Jewish.

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Dec 29, 2004, 07:52 PM
 
I bet he exudes an evil appearance, or possibly sinister.
     
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Dec 29, 2004, 08:10 PM
 
Originally posted by paully dub:
and the punchline is that he was Jewish.
Just because he has a jewish like last name doesn't mean he is jewish.
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Dec 29, 2004, 08:21 PM
 
     
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Dec 29, 2004, 10:39 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
Just because he has a jewish like last name doesn't mean he is jewish.
No, the punch-line is that he is jewish... Of course he didn't get any presents for Christmas. You see? They celebrate Hanukah, not little baby Jesus day!
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Dec 29, 2004, 11:43 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
A man angry that he got no presents for Christmas burned down his parents' house early the next morning, police said.

His parents say that it's not looking good for next year either!

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Dec 30, 2004, 12:00 AM
 
I wonder if he used his coal to start the fire...
     
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Dec 30, 2004, 12:04 AM
 
Originally posted by Superchicken:
I wonder if he used his coal to start the fire...
     
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Dec 30, 2004, 06:26 AM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
Just because he has a jewish like last name doesn't mean he is jewish.
Um, I was joking. Marray is an Irish name.

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Dec 30, 2004, 06:48 AM
 
If Santa had been in the chimney at the time of the fire, this guy could be looking at even more charges, maybe second-degree murder and a partridge in the pear tree.

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Dec 30, 2004, 08:08 AM
 
time to que up 'No Presents For Christmas', ala King Diamond.
     
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Dec 30, 2004, 08:09 AM
 
Originally posted by euchomai:
No, the punch-line is that he is jewish... Of course he didn't get any presents for Christmas. You see? They celebrate Hanukah, not little baby Jesus day!
We wanted Jesus dead!!!
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Dec 30, 2004, 09:57 AM
 
A very sad situation.

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
     
   
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