[Peter]

Best. Joke. Ever.

This guy is hunting in Africa.
And he sees an elephant with a thorn in its foot, lying on the ground.
He takes aim.
And then he thinks, "hmm... maybe I should save it. It would be cruel to shoot a wounded animal."
So he walks slowly over, and pulls out the thorn.
The elephant starts to limp away, and then it turns and stares at him, locking eyes for a full minute.
It then walks away into the jungle.
The guy thinks "wow, I wonder if that elephant will remember me. I wonder if I'll ever see it again."
So, twenty years later he's at a circus in the US.
And he sees a circus elephant looking at him.
It's older, but it's a similar looking elephant.
Anyway, so this elephant keeps looking at him, and making eye contact
"could this be it?" he thinks. "could this be the same elephant, and does it remember me?"
So he sits there looking at the elephant perform, and the elephant keeps giving him these knowing looks.
Finally, the circus is over, and he goes down to where the elephant is.
The elephant looks deep into his eyes, and he thinks "wow, this could really be the same elephant!"
so he walks slowly up to the elephant, looking in its eyes.
And the elephant reaches out with its trunk and slowly picks the man up...
and then it throws him to the concrete floor and tramples him to death.
You see, it turns out it wasn't the same elephant.

(from #notmath on efnet)

[ASIMO]

A "similar looking elephant?"

[Xeo]

That was stupid.

[drive-thru]

Ok it's not exactly hillarious, but I liked the joke.

Originally posted by ASIMO:
A "similar looking elephant?"

[rozwado1]

Reminds me of Jack Handy-type humor.

[Eriamjh]

Elephants all look the same to me.

Or is that being racist?


Oh wait. Elephants aren't people.

[skalie]

Originally posted by Eriamjh:
Elephants all look the same to me.

Or is that being racist?


Oh wait. Elephants aren't people.

Not being able to tell the the differnce between, say and African and American elephant is not racist, no.

Ignorant, yes.

But there is no shame in acknowledged ignorance.

I can tell a German from a Dutchman from a Pole from 60 meters.

But I probably couldn't tell a Malaysian from a Thai lady boy after three hours in a bar.

Apologies to anyone that just read that.

[rozwado1]

Originally posted by skalie:
But I probably couldn't tell a Malaysian from a Thai lady boy after three hours in a bar.

As long as you at least realize it's a ladyboy by the time you convince yourself to take *her* home.

[skalie]

not fussy, me

[JLFanboy]

One day I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I don't know.

[MilkmanDan]

So funny

[Lancer409]

hilarious

btw, america doesnt have elephants.

they're either african or asians .. the asian ones have smaller wing wangs while the african ones are hung like ... elephants.. lol


and yes, the asian penis jokes are getting old, but being chinese, i can say 'em =P

[Peter]

Originally posted by Lancer409:
hilarious
the asian ones have smaller wing wangs while the african ones are hung like ... elephants.. lol