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He said He would RETURN - JESUS CHRIST - Today?
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Most likely not today... everyone always thinks He's coming back right away. My guess we're gona see the escalated persecution of the Church in the west, and see the rise of the Church in the east and south. Possibly see a war between the Islamics and new Christian areas. There's lots coming that's to interesting to not wait out 
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troll.
What if you consider that jesus may have been a corporeal human, but refuse to consider him any more divine than any other man?
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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Where is he going to return to exactly?
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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Or we could make 'organised religion' (ie the church) illegal, and simply have personal beliefs, while respecting other people's beliefs - or lack of.
Everyone is happy - except control freaks.
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Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion - Steven Weinberg.
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Not even the Son knows the day or the hour, but only the Father.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Its been 2000 odd years. When it comes to waiting for a fella that lives forever and to whom time is meaningless, I'm not gonna hold my breath.
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Originally posted by wdlove:
Not even the Son knows the day or the hour, but only the Father.
I ask my dad and he didn't know either 
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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Originally posted by DeathToWindows:
]What if you consider that jesus may have been a corporeal human, but refuse to consider him any more divine than any other man?
I don't see how that would negate his coming either way.
I used to attend this church who said that europe would fall and become almost 3rd world. Well, they didn't in fact they are becoming stronger and stronger and have been fairy united, just look how good the euro is doing!
Just recently I visited their website (I haven't attended in ages) ad now they preach of a united Europe becoming a world super power and this is the end time signaling Christ's return.
Heh, its easy if you just keep changing the required events. Your bound to get something right. Actually talking with ex ministers they were more interested in "fleecing the flock" 10 - 2- and 30% some years! And this is a mainstream church!
Anyway, if Jesus did come back (assuming there was EVER a Jesus) maybe it would finally shut some people up?
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"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men."
- A Lincoln
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Oh, and that site is bull-*****12.
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Originally posted by xenu:
Everyone is happy - except control freaks.
Some do believe it is required to be part of a church. Mostly cults though, they use cool "insider" sayings like "preparing the bride [church] of christ"
So I don't think they would be happy...
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"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men."
- A Lincoln
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Originally posted by mikellanes:
Anyway, if Jesus did come back (assuming there was EVER a Jesus) maybe it would finally shut some people up?
Only if he could do neat tricks and didn't boss everyone around.
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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This page successfully converted me.
Not.
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Only if he could do neat tricks and didn't boss everyone around.
Fat chance.
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"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men."
- A Lincoln
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guys this is spam... she was the one who wrote the other spam thread... (in no way am i trying to be a prejudice) she wrote the other spam thread so i am only assuming
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I'm not sure if Jesus is coming anytime soon, but I do know that Pedro is!
Pitchers and Catchers report in 44 days!
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Somebody please lock this...
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how do we knnow that jesus ain't with us everytime we bowl a strike, bite into a strawberry or when a child laughs!
that sounded corny, let me put some pants on...
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ok, my pants are back on.
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trinity = mary magdalene
morpheus = john baptiste
machines = teh devil
nebechudeznar = noah's arc
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