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cjrivera · Jan 3, 2007, 03:55 PM

First Theuriau pics of the new year!
(Sorry if they're reposts, but I figured no one would mind too much even if they were....)

Dakar² · Jan 3, 2007, 04:06 PM

Somewhere Tooki is rolling over in his grave.

Not that I'm complaining.

ghporter · Jan 3, 2007, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Somewhere Tooki is rolling over in his grave.

Not that I'm complaining.

No, this is a thread full of pictures, clearly marked as such. If cjrivera had posted those pictures in a thread that wasn't labeled something like this, then that would be a problem.

I'd personally like it if the pictures were sized so they don't make me scroll horizontally, but that's just me.

And yes we've seen her before but no I don't think anyone minds seeing her again.

Cadaver · Jan 3, 2007, 08:17 PM

Mmmmm.... Melissa Theuriau. My future wife.

As soon as I divorce my current wife, move to France, (re)learn French, somehow earn enough money to make her happy (since my medical license isn't valid in France), and work out like a madman until my 6-pack abs are visible through my clothing.

Guess we know what my New Year's resolutions are...

shifuimam · Jan 3, 2007, 08:44 PM

That is one really, really shitty boob job. If it's all because of muscle underneath the breast tissue, then I feel sorry for her, because it makes it look like cheap implants.

Also - does anyone else find it the faintest sad that this thread has gotten over 1.5 million views? I know it's two years old, but still.

Ghoser777 · Jan 3, 2007, 09:02 PM

Too low, I know. More pics of hotties and last jib jab!

Y3a · Jan 3, 2007, 09:15 PM

If ya haven't been with a really 'fit' woman you don't know what yer missing. Whew!! I dated a cheerleader/runner/swimmer and I thnk she was superb!

shifuimam · Jan 3, 2007, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Y3a

If ya haven't been with a really 'fit' woman you don't know what yer missing. Whew!! I dated a cheerleader/runner/swimmer and I thnk she was superb!

I definitely hope you don't mean me, because I'm a girl and I don't swing that way.

And even if I did, those breasts look like utter ****. There's a huge cavern in between them, and the skin around them is so tight that it looks like someone stuffed a couple grapefruit halves under her skin.

Kevin · Jan 3, 2007, 10:01 PM

I think she looks niceeeee

Also - does anyone else find it the faintest sad that this thread has gotten over 1.5 million views? I know it's two years old, but still

You only find it so because you aren't equipped with eye humping abilities.

{PHOTON}Mazz1020 · Jan 3, 2007, 10:44 PM

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bit of a mix of pictures

Kevin · Jan 3, 2007, 10:47 PM

You had to ruin the thread with that last pic.

HURRY UP PAGE 32!!!

Is that a reportable offense?

ghporter · Jan 3, 2007, 11:07 PM

Eva makes up for a lot, so I don't think this was a reportable offense.

Actually, that's one of the few pictures of Paris that I've seen in which she doesn't have that smug "I'm so rich and you're not" smirk. Not too bad because of that.

Originally Posted by shifuimam

I definitely hope you don't mean me, because I'm a girl and I don't swing that way.

And even if I did, those breasts look like utter ****. There's a huge cavern in between them, and the skin around them is so tight that it looks like someone stuffed a couple grapefruit halves under her skin.

From what I gather, this is a relatively common situation with "fit" young women. Frankly, we as a society have been breeding for larger breasts for a number of generations, so an overall low body fat percentage does not necessarily mean that a woman will have small breasts. And from an anatomical standpoint, the breast is anchored on a relatively small portion of the superficial fascia over the pectoralis major, so there's no real reason to insist that her breasts are fake. I personally volunteer to examine the appropriate approaches for surgical enhancement just to verify this. All I need is someone to make the arrangements for the appointment.

cjrivera · Jan 3, 2007, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by ghporter

Frankly, we as a society have been breeding for larger breasts for a number of generations, so an overall low body fat percentage does not necessarily mean that a woman will have small breasts. And from an anatomical standpoint, the breast is anchored on a relatively small portion of the superficial fascia over the pectoralis major, so there's no real reason to insist that her breasts are fake. I personally volunteer to examine the appropriate approaches for surgical enhancement just to verify this. All I need is someone to make the arrangements for the appointment.

This sounds like a pickup line you may have used in a bar once or twice...

Stogieman · Jan 4, 2007, 01:19 AM

Lucy Pinder

Kevin · Jan 4, 2007, 05:23 AM

Yeah thats what I am talking about.

Nivag · Jan 4, 2007, 05:37 AM

Kevin · Jan 4, 2007, 05:39 AM

See now that is FIT while still being soft and sexy.

shifuimam · Jan 4, 2007, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by Stogieman

Girls do that all the time.

I know I do.

The Paris picture was airbrushed too much. It's not an overly bad picture of her, since her expression isn't the smug one someone else mentioned. But it's been altered so much that her skin looks fuzzy. Weird.

Kenneth · Jan 4, 2007, 10:11 PM

That's Eva? Don't recognize her at all. Either way, don't like her.

Lateralus · Jan 4, 2007, 10:46 PM

Looks like Stogieman is going after Peter's Medal of Awesome for page 31...

Stogieman · 05:41 AM

Someday that medal will be mine... just like Jessica Alba.

Jessica having fun at the beach...

... until she got hit in the rear by a Nerf football and received a massive wedgie.

LOL! Check out the dude in this pic.

(But seriously, can you blame him?)

Blasphemy · Jan 7, 2007, 02:01 PM