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Spray makes them wanna do the fickery fickery bonk!
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Technology is everyone's friend!
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Don't sniff at sex spray!
By VIRGINIA WHEELER
YOUNG women with a low sex-drive became desperate for nookie after testing a new nasal spray.
The spray - previously used to help women recover their libido after the menopause - more than DOUBLED the desire for a bonk in one test.
In a four-month trial, researchers in Australia tested the spray named MDTS on 261 women.
They then compared the number of satisfying sexual experiences each had in the final month compared to the first.
Head researcher Susan Davis, of Monash University, said: "In the most effective treatment group, the number of satisfactory sexual events more than doubled at week 16."
The spray, giving a high dose of testosterone, is currently available only to menopausal women.
But Ms Davis said: "A successful therapy for low sex-drive could snare sales worth a billion dollars a year."
The only side-effect of the spray, produced by Aussie group Acrux Ltd, was a small increase in hair growth.
It is unlikely to be available in the UK for between two to three years.
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So she is hairy and horny.
Sexy.
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Fickery Fickery bonk, the mouse ran up the clock...
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Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
…The only side-effect of the spray, produced by Aussie group Acrux Ltd, was a small increase in hair growth…
And a deeper-manlike voice.
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"Last night, Lois was the MAN!" - Peter Griffin
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Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
Fickery Fickery bonk, the mouse ran up the clock...
LOL!
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Quality is important not quantity.
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Originally posted by sugar_coated:
Quality is important not quantity.
Not if you collect $100 bills.
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Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
Not if you collect $100 bills.
This thread is about sex.
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Originally posted by sugar_coated:
This thread is about sex.
Some people pay alot of $100 bills for sex.
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Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
more than DOUBLED the desire for a bonk
How can that even be considered measurable? 
Oh well, nothing a few beers can't do.
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Originally posted by sugar_coated:
Quality is important not quantity.
Unless your quantity is zero.
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 @ this thread
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Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
Unless your quantity is zero.
But its a quality zero.
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Originally posted by Cadaver:
But its a quality zero.
best by far, hand's down.
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I need to buy some for my.... oh nevermind...
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Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
Technology is everyone's friend!
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Don't sniff at sex spray!
By VIRGINIA WHEELER
YOUNG women with a low sex-drive became desperate for nookie after testing a new nasal spray.
The spray - previously used to help women recover their libido after the menopause - more than DOUBLED the desire for a bonk in one test.
In a four-month trial, researchers in Australia tested the spray named MDTS on 261 women.
They then compared the number of satisfying sexual experiences each had in the final month compared to the first.
Head researcher Susan Davis, of Monash University, said: "In the most effective treatment group, the number of satisfactory sexual events more than doubled at week 16."
The spray, giving a high dose of testosterone, is currently available only to menopausal women.
But Ms Davis said: "A successful therapy for low sex-drive could snare sales worth a billion dollars a year."
The only side-effect of the spray, produced by Aussie group Acrux Ltd, was a small increase in hair growth.
It is unlikely to be available in the UK for between two to three years.
bonk..wtf 
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I say we put it in the water supply 
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Spike it baby, yeah!
That will give a new meaning to phrase: "new hotness"
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ugh. this appears to be from the sun. don't get your hopes up, men. or ladies if you're so inclined.
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Originally posted by history1me:
That will give a new meaning to phrase: "new hotness"
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How does one measure "the desire to bonk"? With a bonkmeter?
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Originally posted by Eriamjh:
How does one measure "the desire to bonk"? With a bonkmeter?
You ask.
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It seems to be useful for women with problems.
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Originally posted by Eriamjh:
How does one measure "the desire to bonk"? With a bonkmeter?
Absolutely correct. I carry a bonkmeter around with me wherever I go.
Lucky for me it has an automatic mode so I don't have to worry about it too much.
And it ALWAYS alerts me when it senses a highly bonkable subject is in my immediate proximity.
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