[malvolio]

My spam filter is pretty good, but I gotta look through the crud it catches to make sure no valid messages get trashed.
Lately there have been a whole bunch of spams promising to increase the volume and velocity of my, er... ejaculate. Stuff with titles like "Does your *** ever dribble out and you wish it had shot?"
Personally I have never worried about this particular subject. And I certainly have never had a partner criticize or even comment upon the qualities of my joy juice.
So I gotta ask the female MacNNers - do you care about this issue? Does it enter into how you rate a lover?
Inquiring minds (well, mine anyway) want to know.

[MacNStein]

So, ya got "low pressure"?

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

You are asking all 2 of the "girls" here?

At any rate, not matter what guys would like to think from watching porno's most girls do not enjoy having there entire face covered from across the room.

[ASIMO]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
You are asking all 2 of the "girls" here?

At any rate, not matter what guys would like to think from watching porno's most girls do not enjoy having there entire face covered from across the room.

Wait a minute. What makes you an expert? I thought you were...

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally posted by ASIMO:
Wait a minute. What makes you an expert? I thought you were...

Can't even say it???!

And who would know better?

Not to mention if you thought about it for a second you might realize that women are very open about talking about having sex with their boyfriends to gay men.

[Xeo]

There are other forums which you'd actually get an answer to this question.

[effgee]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
... most girls do not enjoy having there entire face covered from across the room.

Awwww. And I had dinner just half an hour ago - thanks for that mental image ...

[malvolio]

Originally posted by MacNStein:
So, ya got "low pressure"?

Only after the 7th or 8th "shot".
Mainly I was curious about whether women actually care about the issue.
Yeah, I know we don't have a large female membership here. That's why I didn't make it a poll.

[nredman]

Originally posted by malvolio:
Only after the 7th or 8th "shot".
Mainly I was curious about whether women actually care about the issue.
Yeah, I know we don't have a large female membership here. That's why I didn't make it a poll.

this thread should be rated xxx or something. what do you want to be like peter north or something. who cares really...but i would like to say my wife & past gfs have said i have pornstar qualities when it comes to that issue.

oh maybe you could try to hold it in longer..**** i dont know

ibl.

[Agent69]

Women can't tell anyway, unless you give them a perl necklace.

[MacNStein]

Originally posted by malvolio:
Yeah, I know we don't have a large female membership here.

3 guesses as to why.

[effgee]

Originally posted by MacNStein:
3 guesses as to why.

not the slightest clue what you're talking about... can't think of a single reason ...

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[olePigeon]

Originally posted by Agent69:
Women can't tell anyway, unless you give them a perl necklace.

I thought it was an iPod?

[yukon]

ISTR a survey, yes it does matter to women but barely, as it's linked to fertility etc....for example, there was a misconception, that larger penises wouldn't have the "problem" you're talking about. Sorry, can't prove what I'm saying, read this years ago.

I've been getting that SPAM too on one of my addresses, and I found it hilarious....but it keeps getting sent over and over, not very intellegent.

[ASIMO]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Can't even say it???!

And who would know better?

Not to mention if you thought about it for a second you might realize that women are very open about talking about having sex with their boyfriends to gay men.

Whoa.

I was going to say Canadian. I thought you were Canadian.

[JohnSmithXTREME]

MacNN might have a black member, but I don't think that are any girls here.

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Originally posted by ASIMO:
Whoa.

I was going to say Canadian. I thought you were Canadian.

Riiiiight

[itistoday]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
You are asking all 2 of the "girls" here?

At any rate, not matter what guys would like to think from watching porno's most girls do not enjoy having there entire face covered from across the room.

Actually 19 at last count.

[effgee]

Originally posted by itistoday:
Actually 19 at last count.

never trust a statistic you didn't make up yourself.

[Agent69]

Originally posted by ASIMO:
Whoa.

I was going to say Canadian. I thought you were Canadian.

Uhhh, Candanians. With their beady eyes and flapping heads.

[sugar_coated]

It is not how much you come its all about when you come.

[lavar78]

Originally posted by sugar_coated:
when you come

The sooner, the better now

[iDriveX]

Well since we are on the top of ejaculate songs, there's nothing hotter than Liz Phair asking for it on her face:

Liz Phair - H.W.C.

[TubaMuffins]

Originally posted by iDriveX:
Well since we are on the top of ejaculate songs, there's nothing hotter than Liz Phair asking for it on her face:

Liz Phair - H.W.C.

My god that's blatant
http://www.lyrictracker.com/show.php?id=NjYzMDc=

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Originally posted by itistoday:
Actually 19 at last count.

How fat are they?

[malvolio]

Originally posted by iDriveX:
Well since we are on the top of ejaculate songs, there's nothing hotter than Liz Phair asking for it on her face:

Liz Phair - H.W.C.

I wonder how Liz would score on the slut test.

[Randman]

Pearl necklace, not perl.

[Agent69]

Damn spelling, always tripping me up.

[Cubeoid]

Originally posted by effgee:

He looks great!

[Burke]

A little time doing Kagel exercises and a few doses of Clomid will work wonders. Ask Peter North.

[ghporter]

Clomid is a very trecherous thing! But that's another story...

I've been getting the same spam-mixed in with the offers to increase my bust, reduce my mortgage interest rate, and sell me software for "pennies on the dollar!" And they all go to that great bit bucket in the sky.

I have pointed them out to my wife. She laughed at all of them.

I would think that this issue would only be an issue if the rest of the 'event' wasn't going all that well. Just my opinion...

[hayesk]

Originally posted by lavar78:
The sooner, the better now

I have that album and was thinking the exact same thing.

[yukon]

You've got to laugh at some of the subject lines, the random ones at least can be funny. But I keep getting this particular email....obviously some idiot is buying whatever they're selling.

[The Godfather]

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
How fat are they?

Over 1000 kg altogether.

[Veronica]

Originally posted by itistoday:
Actually 19 at last count.

Well, that makes 21 since I haven't seen that post until now. (As the poll showed 20)

And no, it doesn't matter. At least not for me.

[Cody Dawg]

I don't think women care so much about this "issue" you're describing.

But, I will tell you that we do care that you would:

1. Mention is publicly
2. Ask opinions
3. Be insecure about it



So, for the reasons listed above, that makes you a loser.

[Randman]

Originally posted by Cody Dawg:
I don't think women care so much about this "issue" you're describing.

But, I will tell you that we do care that you would:

1. Mention is publicly
2. Ask opinions
3. Be insecure about it



So, for the reasons listed above, that makes you a loser.

[Athens]

I think they had to much to drink

[Veronica]

Originally posted by Athens:
I think they had to much to drink

Nooo, you think?

[Cody Dawg]

Yeah.



Anyway, women don't talk about things like that.

Usually.

[malvolio]

Originally posted by Cody Dawg:
I don't think women care so much about this "issue" you're describing.

But, I will tell you that we do care that you would:

1. Mention is publicly
2. Ask opinions
3. Be insecure about it

Guilty on # 2.
But I don't somehow regard the Lounge as "public." And I'm certainly not insecure on the issue and can't imagine who would be, which is one reason these spams amuse me.

[wdlove]

I have certainly got a lot of those messages also. Just don't trust the message.

[Sarc]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:

Not to mention if you thought about it for a second you might realize that women are very open about talking about having sex with their boyfriends to gay men.

any other inside info, SWG ?

[Cody Dawg]

Malvolio:

Don't worry...we still love ya.





You're a sensitive guy, that's all. No harm in that.

[macaddict0001]

Originally posted by malvolio:
Guilty on # 2.
But I don't somehow regard the Lounge as "public." And I'm certainly not insecure on the issue and can't imagine who would be, which is one reason these spams amuse me.

The lounge is public but also anonymous...

[JohnSmithXTREME]

Originally posted by Randman:
snip

classic picture!

[Randman]

Originally posted by malvolio:
Guilty on # 2.

Dude, maybe you can try changing the angle of ... blast-off. Maybe get gravity to help with your situation.

[E's Lil Theorem]

Originally posted by Randman:
Dude, maybe you can try changing the angle of ... blast-off. Maybe get gravity to help with your situation.

Hah

[malvolio]

Originally posted by Randman:
Dude, maybe you can try changing the angle of ... blast-off. Maybe get gravity to help with your situation.

Get gravity to help with asking opinions? You really think that will work?

[lavar78]

Use a condom and she'll never know. See, they don't just protect you from diseases and pregnancies!