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Feb 22, 2005, 12:50 PM
 
Severed Penis Retrieved from Toilet, Reattached


ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said on Sunday.

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.

Seems like this kind of story is appearing more and more often.
Has Lorena Bobbitt become the patron saint of POed women?
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Feb 22, 2005, 01:13 PM
 
Severing penises don't kill people. People kill people.
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 01:18 PM
 
Originally posted by Apple Pro Underwear:
Severing penises don't kill people. People kill people.
"You can have my penis - when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers"

Or something like that ...

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Feb 22, 2005, 05:56 PM
 
Just another reason not to date a psyco.
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 06:37 PM
 
What a kick in the nuts...err, I mean slice.
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 06:42 PM
 
A penis is a terrible thing to waste.
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 06:46 PM
 
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt after she cut it off?

"Are you going to eat that?"
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 06:49 PM
 
yeah, put it in your mouth, yeah!
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 07:11 PM
 
I hereby proclaim this thread Ready for teh Lock©.
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Feb 22, 2005, 07:19 PM
 
that's horrible..
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 07:20 PM
 
uh, maybe he should saw her tat off? eye for an eye, tit for a dick, they say
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 07:54 PM
 
Ouch.
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Feb 22, 2005, 08:38 PM
 
penis-schmenis.
     
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Feb 22, 2005, 08:44 PM
 
Originally posted by malvolio:
Seems like this kind of story is appearing more and more often.
Doubtful. I actually think it's so rare that it just stands out when it happens, and the internet and news networks help us to know about it the few times it does happen.

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Feb 22, 2005, 08:56 PM
 
Originally posted by tooki:
Doubtful. I actually think it's so rare that it just stands out when it happens, and the internet and news networks help us to know about it the few times it does happen.

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