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typoon · Mar 3, 2005, 02:24 PM

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wir...C-RSSFeeds0312

REDMOND, Wash. Mar 2, 2005 � The teddy bear sitting in the corner of the child's room might look normal, until his head starts following the kid around using a face recognition program, perhaps also allowing a parent talk to the child through a special phone, or monitor the child via a camera and wireless Internet connection.

The plush prototype, on display at Microsoft Corp.'s annual gadget showcase Wednesday, is one of several ideas researchers have for robots. The idea is to create a virtual being that can visit the neighboring cubicle for a live telephone chat even as its owner is traveling thousands of miles away, or let the plumber into the house while its owner enjoys a pleasant afternoon in the sun.

Plenty of companies are already building robots for the work place, and toy companies have created plush dolls that know a child's name or can incorporate other personal information. But Steven Bathiche, a research and development program manager with Redmond-based Microsoft, said his company's projects go further.

"The vision behind this is to be two places at once," Bathiche said.

The "Teddy" project was one of about 150 projects on display at Microsoft's TechFest, a two-day event that gives Microsoft's worldwide team of researchers the chance to show product developers their sometimes far-flung creations, and perhaps find a fit for the projects in a future, marketable product.

TechFest opened Wednesday, mainly to full-time Microsoft employees. The company expected about 6,000 to attend, including Chairman Bill Gates and other executives. A few government officials, academics and journalists also were allowed.

Raman Sarin, a Microsoft development engineer, was just looking for a way to learn more about programming smart phones when he decided to create a program to monitor traffic a constant complaint in the car-clogged Seattle area. The result is SmartPhlow, a program that not only monitors current traffic patterns but also uses real-time and archived data to predict when the next backup might occur.

Kenneth · Mar 3, 2005, 02:26 PM

A big no!

sugar_coated · Mar 3, 2005, 04:18 PM

Windows XT for Diapers.

TheBadgerHunter · Mar 3, 2005, 04:45 PM

Microsoft robots. Great, just great. Just give the damn things a gun and we're all dead...

ManOfSteal · Mar 3, 2005, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Microsoft robots. Great, just great. Just give the damn things a gun and we're all dead...

Yeah, look what happened to Will Smith in iRobots...SCARY!

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 3, 2005, 04:52 PM

I think it is a good idea. Just like teddy from A.I.

AppleOptionFour · Mar 3, 2005, 04:53 PM

How does Teddy manifest its blue screen?

ManOfSteal · Mar 3, 2005, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by AppleOptionFour:
How does Teddy manifest its blue screen?

Through this baby blue teddy bear eyes I'm guessing...

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 3, 2005, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by AppleOptionFour:
How does Teddy manifest its blue screen?

it starts humping your leg.

alphasubzero949 · Mar 3, 2005, 10:18 PM

So when the robots exhibit the blue screen of death, do they take out the kids with them?

Sealobo · Mar 3, 2005, 10:43 PM

Original: Microsoft Robots to watch Kids.

Post virus infection: Microsoft Robots to beat da sh!t outta yo' Kids.

"MS just released Service Pack #267 today to address a minor bug of their robots; they feed kids with high temperature water right out of the boiling pot..."

ryaxnb · Mar 4, 2005, 09:31 PM

HORRIBLE horrible horrible. Not through anything but security - these have to be irontight or we'll have mass murder and vandalism on our hands here.

CharlesS · Mar 4, 2005, 11:52 PM

Boy, that is one creepy idea.