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Man stuffs mouth with own feces in attempt to fool breathalyzer.
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http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/Toront...76734-sun.html
Potty-mouth man can't fool science
By IAN ROBERTSON, TORONTO SUN
AN allegedly drunk driver with a taste for trickery failed to foil a police breathalyzer machine after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.
"I've never heard of anything like this before," the 28-year veteran said.
Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup truck was pulled over on Hwy. 11 in Stroud, the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a South Simcoe Police station for testing.
En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said, the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the squad car.
At the station the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine," he said.
It didn't work, Buchanan said.
The machine registered two readings of more than twice the legal blood alcohol limit. The man was charged with impaired driving and driving over the limit and was released on a promise to appear in a Bradford court on May 12.
This one is easy, I'll let you guys figure out the jokes.
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Ha ha gross. they tried to fool the test on Mythbusters but I don't remember them trying that technique.
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Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Ha ha gross. they tried to fool the test on Mythbusters but I don't remember them trying that technique.
Yeah, I remember that. Pretty good episode too. I guess the difference is that the two guys on Mythbusters aren't hopelessly insane.
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Sounds like a fecal nightmare.
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I think we need to write the mythbusters so they can add this test in a future episode.
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You've got to look at the plus-side. Before, he was just faced with a DUI conviction and jail. Now he has all that AND he's famous on the internets!
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I bet failing the test took that ****-eating grin right off his face. 
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"Man, I really got sh*tfaced last night."
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Do you want forgiveness or respect?
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He said he could pass the breathalyzer, but it turns out he was just talkin' sh*t.
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Such a ridiculous thing to have done. Hopefully it was his own. 
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What a sh*tty thing to do.
Originally posted by wdlove:
Such a ridiculous thing to have done. Hopefully it was his own.
It was:
At the station the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine," he said.
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some people like this
there is a some sort of shyt fetish isn't there?
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Potty mouth!
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You reap what you sow.
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Originally posted by Apple Pro Underwear:
some people like this
there is a some sort of shyt fetish isn't there?
Yeah, it's called Scat. Definitely a term to avoid in your pr0n searches. 
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his breath stinks like s**t.
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Originally posted by malvolio:
Yeah, it's called Scat. Definitely a term to avoid in your pr0n searches.
There's even a "real" word for that ... **shudder**
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guess i'll be skipping lunch today ... yu-uck.
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Originally posted by wolfen:
"Man, I really got sh*tfaced last night."
Funny!
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"uhm well it appears that your son has a rare disorder called fecalphelia, mm'kay"
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That will not be in any SAT exams any time soon.
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Originally posted by history1me:
That will not be in any SAT exams any time soon.
Why?
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I don't understand why this didn't work for the guy -- worked for me!
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He can be fixed -- you can't.
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