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So I went to church and I'm thinking of making it a weekly thing...
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There, first April fools day thread.
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I clicked the link and as it was loading I thought "uh, April Fools" moments before the page loaded.
Dang the rest of the internet being so bloody slow! Us Aussie's got sick of April fools hours ago!
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Originally posted by PurpleGiant:
Us Aussie's got sick of April fools hours ago!
Yet I am only 36 minutes into it.
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And here I was thinking you found yourself a hawt clergyman...
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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May April the force be with you.
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i really was going to say cool 
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Hardy-har-har!
You: I'm hip because I make fun of religion because the TV told me it's cool to do so. Religion is for idiots. I'm so smart! Now I'm going to play Half-life 2 and kill many virtual people because of my anger towards my parents and the people who rejected me because I'm really a nerdy fatass!
Wait a minute...Macs are too slow to play Half-life 2...I guess that part is fantasy...
Hardy-har-har!
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Originally posted by Vi0:
Hardy-har-har!
You: I'm hip because I make fun of religion because the TV told me it's cool to do so. Religion is for idiots. I'm so smart! Now I'm going to play Half-life 2 and kill many virtual people because of my anger towards my parents and the people who rejected me because I'm really a nerdy fatass!
Wait a minute...Macs are too slow to play Half-life 2...I guess that part is fantasy...
Hardy-har-har!
Nice try but, never played half lide, like my parents, and I am a slim 6'2. 
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Originally posted by Albert Pujols:
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to you, fool.
And I won the lottery, but will be diagnosed with terminal prostate cancer in two weeks.
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Originally posted by Vi0:
You: I'm hip because I make fun of religion because the TV told me it's cool to do so. Religion is for idiots. I'm so smart!
Dunno about SAS, but TV didn't tell me anything about religion that I didn't figure out for myself many years ago.
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I so totally posted in this thread. Go me.
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Originally posted by Vi0:
Hardy-har-har!
You: I'm hip because I make fun of religion because the TV told me it's cool to do so. Religion is for idiots. I'm so smart! Now I'm going to play Half-life 2 and kill many virtual people because of my anger towards my parents and the people who rejected me because I'm really a nerdy fatass!
Wait a minute...Macs are too slow to play Half-life 2...I guess that part is fantasy...
Hardy-har-har!
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Originally posted by chris v:
I so totally posted in this thread. Go me.
Far out dude! *high fives*
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you guys are high-fiving all over the place.
is high-five the new +1?
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No, mine was the first original content one, you just linked to someone else's.
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Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo:
No, mine was the first original content one, you just linked to someone else's.
Um, no, I wrote it myself.
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Here I was thinking SWG found a church with a hot worship leader
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Originally posted by Superchicken:
Here I was thinking SWG found a church with a hot worship leader
Nah, he's too old for their type.
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Originally posted by Vi0:
Hardy-har-har!
You: I'm hip because I make fun of religion because the TV told me it's cool to do so. Religion is for idiots. I'm so smart! Now I'm going to play Half-life 2 and kill many virtual people because of my anger towards my parents and the people who rejected me because I'm really a nerdy fatass!
Wait a minute...Macs are too slow to play Half-life 2...I guess that part is fantasy...
Hardy-har-har!
While most of his religious threads are like that above, this one wasn't. He actually showed some restraint.
And I even snorted when I read the topic, *I* don't even go to church that much.
(Not too into organized religion)
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Wow a lot of people sure seem interested on weather or not I go to church 
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Wow a lot of people sure seem interested on weather or not I go to church
whether
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Originally posted by hayesk:
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Sunny and 27° C, thanks for asking
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Originally posted by PurpleGiant:
Sunny and 27° C, thanks for asking
Brrrr. 27?
It is nigh 80 here.
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6 Commandants
1. There is no God
2. The Church makes money off of people who believe in an invisable man.
3. People who believe in an invisible man need help.
4. Murder is bad
5. Stealing is bad
6. Leave me alone with your silly beliefs.
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Originally posted by ASIMO:
Brrrr. 27?
It is nigh 80 here.
That was 27 degrees Celsius. I think that the US is the only country that uses Fahrenheit, but I'm not sure.
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Originally posted by jonn804:
6 Commandants
1. There is no God
2. The Church makes money off of people who believe in an invisable man.
3. People who believe in an invisible man need help.
4. Murder is bad
5. Stealing is bad
6. Leave me alone with your silly beliefs.
Amen, brotha.
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Originally posted by theolein:
That was 27 degrees Celsius. I think that the US is the only country that uses Fahrenheit, but I'm not sure.
U.S. and Jamaica, mon.
(Although I'm dubious of the website that offered this gem of wisdom.)
Check it out, it's really kind of funny.
http://www.spril.com/spril/staff/s19.html
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Originally posted by AKcrab:
U.S. and Jamaica, mon.
(Although I'm dubious of the website that offered this gem of wisdom.)
Check it out, it's really kind of funny.
http://www.spril.com/spril/staff/s19.html
 Brilliant!
If you look at a map, you'll see that Great Britain is about as far north as Minnesota. Yet, you probably know that winters given to England are not anything like the icy monstrosities the season dumps upon Minnesota. England has only been as warm as it is now since the nineteenth century, when it switched from Fahrenheit to Celsius. It did this to promote global warming--water freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit, but 0 degrees Celsius, so when the temperature is between 0 and 32, water is frozen in Fahrenheit, but liquid in Celsius. So England, which uses Celsius, doesn't get nearly as much snow as Minnesota, which uses Fahrenheit.
They should put stuff like this up as one of the alternatives to mainstream science when creationists demand that other "theories" get time in the classroom.
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Originally posted by Oisín:
I agree. Is that supposed to be funny or educating?
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Originally posted by theolein:
That was 27 degrees Celsius. I think that the US is the only country that uses Fahrenheit, but I'm not sure.
But I am not in the U.S.; I am in Jesusland. Here, we go by the Almighty Kelvin.
Originally posted by jonn8:04:
6 Commandants
1. There is no God
2. The Church makes money off of people who believe in an invisable man.
3. People who believe in an invisible man need help.
4. Murder is bad
5. Stealing is bad
6. Leave me alone with your silly beliefs.
Leave the door ajar for potentially more commandments.
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Originally posted by ASIMO:
But I am not in the U.S.; I am in Jesusland. Here, we the Almighty Kelvin.
Leave the door ajar for potentially more commandments.
No more than 9.
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Originally posted by jonn804:
3. People who believe in an invisible man need help.
Well we all do.
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Originally posted by ASIMO:
Happy birthday to you, fool.
And I won the lottery, but will be diagnosed with terminal prostate cancer in two weeks.
Interesting..
And a late happy birthday to Apple.
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Originally posted by ASIMO:
But I am not in the U.S.; I am in Jesusland. Here, we go by the Almighty Calvin.
Fixed.
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I don't think that attending church is something that should be made light. Those such as I that attend church weekly, shouldn't be looked down on by others.
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don't think it was a jibe at you or other churchgoers, wd, more a joke at himself, considering his reputation and all.
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Originally posted by wdlove:
I don't think that being a homosexual is something that should be made light. Those such as I that are homosexual, shouldn't be looked down on by others.
Aw thanks.
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C'mon Starwars, find someone else to pick a fight with.
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Originally posted by PurpleGiant:
C'mon Starwars, find someone else to pick a fight with.
Na, it is just fun seeing 600 page loads so far
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Church is a great place...
... to balance your checkbook.
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Originally posted by Eug Wanker:
Fixed.
Zing!
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