[demograph68]

Some eighty-odd million years ago Earth time (it actually dates at 78,395,042
but dates are a bit superfluous with this material) plans were drawn by a
group outside the MEST universe for the eventual takeover of a good portion of
this universe. Not a particularly large nor imaginative crew, their exterior
perspective, however, gives them considerable advantage over tho time-bound
beings of the MEST universe. Borrowing from earlier operations such as
Helatrobus, they conceived an ongoing implant, some portions of which have been
fairly faithfully rendered in parts of the Bible. This implant, laid in by
carefully controlled genetic mutation at Incident Two of OT III and
periodically reinforced by controlled historic events since then, makes it
effectively impossible for beings on the more heavily affected planets such as
Earth to become free. It causes progressive genetic "evolution" that gives the
subject population greater and greater susceptibility to the telepathic
impingement and direction of the controllers. In its final stage the
progression becomes almost geometric, and it is this final stage that we are
rapidly approaching.

[RonnieoftheRose]

It's the image in your sig that kills me. It looks like there's somebody in my screen

[11011001]

I predict that everyone will die.





Someday.

Is this from a book or something, I'm so very confused.

[Stradlater]

I'll take "The Point" for $1000.

[demograph68]

"Anyone who encounters this material without having undertaken Scientology courses up to OT 2 will supposedly die from pneumonia."

http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/cos/essays/atack_ot3.html

[malvolio]

Originally posted by demograph68:
Some eighty-odd million years ago Earth time (it actually dates at 78,395,042
but dates are a bit superfluous with this material) plans were drawn by a
group outside the MEST universe for the eventual takeover of a good portion of
this universe.

Meh. We infiltrated that bunch 78,395,043 years ago.

[RonnieoftheRose]

Originally posted by demograph68:
"Anyone who encounters this material without having undertaken Scientology courses up to OT 2 will supposedly die from pneumonia."

http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/cos/essays/atack_ot3.html

Why are aliens always called Xenu, Zeltron, Amphebia and all that? Whatever happened to good real sounding names like Bob, Jim, Dave and Swami Prabhubakhar Andrasunderlingam?

[KeriVit]

Oh demograph68!!! Why did you kill us?

You should know the temptation of human nature!

[TailsToo]

Originally posted by RonnieoftheRose:
Why are aliens always called Xenu, Zeltron, Amphebia and all that? Whatever happened to good real sounding names like Bob, Jim, Dave and Swami Prabhubakhar Andrasunderlingam?

I believe that there are a planet of Bobs, if I am not mistaken.

[CharlesS]

Well, I read it, and I didn't die.

I guess that means I'll have to finish this paper after all.

Damn.

[RonnieoftheRose]

Originally posted by TailsToo:
I believe that there are a planet of Bobs, if I am not mistaken.

Very 1337 knowledge.

[ReggieX]

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8459/lucasact.jpg

[xeo sez: img too big]

[JustAnOl'Broad]

Originally posted by demograph68:
"Anyone who encounters this material without having undertaken Scientology courses up to OT 2 will supposedly die from pneumonia."

http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/cos/essays/atack_ot3.html

Trippy stuff.
I suddenly feel a bit congested. hmmmmm

[TheBadgerHunter]

I got bored reading your margined post. So what happens now? Do I die? Or just become a vegetable?

[Psychonaut]

I was hoping the thread would be aboute the funniest joke in the world. But then I remembered that anti-joke warfare treaties were signed post-WWII, and the joke burried.

Radio:
(crackly German voice)
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas... assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.

Radio bursts into "Deutschland Über Alles".