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Posting Junkie
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Yes. He said to ignore you.
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Originally Posted by Kenstipated
Does god speak to you
Welcome to the boards Ken Masters! I hope you enjoy MacNN 
How is Mrs Kate Constipate doing?
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Apr 2001
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I think your whole crew sucks.
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Mac Elite
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God says: "Let me do my 1, 2 step"
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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When you talk to God, they say you are praying.
When God talks to you, they say you are crazy.
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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"When did I discover that I was God? When I was praying, and suddenly I realised I was talking to myself."
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Caffeinated Theme Master  Join Date: Nov 1999
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Originally Posted by Patty
"When did I discover that I was God? When I was praying, and suddenly I realised I was talking to myself."
And my physician looked down at me and said with the usual, reassuring tone in his voice: "Don't worry Patty - you'll be right as rain in just a minute. Stretch out your arms, open your hands, hold the red cable with your left hand and the black cable with your right hand - and make sure you keep that mouth block in there, we wouldn't want you to accidentally bite off your tongue. What are you saying? You cant stretch out your arms? Oh, right - let me untie the sleeves. You promise you'll be good?"
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Notice that "Patty" isn't fun anymore? Guess the novelty's worn off.
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Caffeinated Theme Master Join Date: Nov 1999
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Originally Posted by Randman
Notice has "Patty" isn't fun anymore? Guess the novelty's worn off.
**nodsinagreement**
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Moderator  Join Date: May 2001
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Only when I stop taking my medication.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Probably ALL the time. But, yacking twirp that I am, I'm seldom quiet enough to detect sweet divinity (let alone listen). 
As Gandhi said, the divine voice for most people begins with the conscience - obviously too subtle for many to hear much of the time
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Originally Posted by Randman
Notice that "Patty" isn't fun anymore? Guess the novelty's worn off.
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Professional Poster
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wrong forum. thanks for playing. bah-bye.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Hmmm.
"Attention"
"P...W..." Girl that gives directions on Hollywood Blvd.?
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Of course God talks to me. She's constantly nagging me to pick up after myself too.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois might be cold and flat, but at least it's ugly.
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Wrong Forum ----> Political, Religion Forum.
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Since when did forum guidelines stop Ken?
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Who is Ken Stip and why did he Ate 'D'. :/
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