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Eug Wanker · Apr 21, 2005, 02:02 PM

Chinese Men Measure Up to Others Below the Belt

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

I would have hated to have been a research assistant in that study...

BTW, I wonder what their OS uptimes are...

Oisín · Apr 21, 2005, 02:10 PM

Nothing new about this, is there? That myth has been disproved quite a few times by now...

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

BTW, I wonder what their OS uptimes are...

What's OS uptime? I assume we're not talking about OS X/Windows here?

RonnieoftheRose · Apr 21, 2005, 02:13 PM

Those are pretty small flaccid measurements

Mithras · Apr 21, 2005, 02:40 PM

ok, eug, whatever you say. defensive?

nonhuman · Apr 21, 2005, 03:04 PM

Maybe not, but they sure have small condoms...

Socially Awkward Solo · Apr 21, 2005, 03:51 PM

Um Eug, you and I both know a girl who dates nothing but asian men. I ask her and she said she is LUCKY to get 4 inches HARD on them. She hasn't seen 5+ inches in years and years. Plus I ask everyone else I know if it is true when they sleep with someone asian. I'm sure your the exception though

Plus a limp penis is a poor way to measure it. I have seen tiny ones limp that get gigantic. Same thing other way around.

Eug Wanker · 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Mithras

ok, eug, whatever you say. defensive?

Of course, hence my name.

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Um Eug, you and I both know a girl who dates nothing but asian men. I ask her and she said she is LUCKY to get 4 inches HARD on them. She hasn't seen 5+ inches in years and years. Plus I ask everyone else I know if it is true when they sleep with someone asian. I'm sure your the exception though

Plus a limp penis is a poor way to measure it. I have seen tiny ones limp that get gigantic. Same thing other way around.

Too much information.

Anyways, I'm not sure I really see the point of this research study. But hey, if you can get a grant...

Originally Posted by Ois�n

What's OS uptime? I assume we're not talking about OS X/Windows here?

Actually I am. To explain, every time there is an update requiring a reboot, people bitch and moan about having to reboot, and then start comparing uptimes. You get the drift...

Oisín · Apr 21, 2005, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Um Eug, you and I both know a girl who dates nothing but asian men. I ask her and she said she is LUCKY to get 4 inches HARD on them. She hasn't seen 5+ inches in years and years. Plus I ask everyone else I know if it is true when they sleep with someone asian. I'm sure your the exception though

Guess OC's in Canada are just small then... Poor Canadians

Granted, I don't have the vastest of personal experience, but I never came across less than 5 inches in China.

Plus a limp penis is a poor way to measure it. I have seen tiny ones limp that get gigantic. Same thing other way around.

This is true. Flaccid sizes vary much more than erect sizes; the difference is equalled out somewhat because smaller penises grow more.

Oisín · Apr 21, 2005, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

Too much information.

Pfft, wuss

Actually I am. To explain, every time there is an update requiring a reboot, people bitch and moan about having to reboot, and then start comparing uptimes. You get the drift...

No, not really... you're wondering how long they're able to keep an erection? How does that have anything to do with size?

I can't quite figure out what the erectile equivalent of an update requiring a reboot is...

mdc · Apr 21, 2005, 04:10 PM

I can't quite figure out what the erectile equivalent of an update requiring a reboot is...

how long it takes between "sessions," would be my guess.

Turias · Apr 21, 2005, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Plus a limp penis is a poor way to measure it. I have seen tiny ones limp that get gigantic. Same thing other way around.

Other way around? Waaaaaiit a second...

Eug Wanker · Apr 21, 2005, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Ois�n

No, not really... you're wondering how long they're able to keep an erection? How does that have anything to do with size?

I can't quite figure out what the erectile equivalent of an update requiring a reboot is...

People complain OS updates hurt their uptimes. OK fine, but it seems that shortened uptimes are more important to them than the actual inconvenience of doing the reboot. Then someone comes by to mock them and say that it's as if they think uptimes are akin to weenie length or erectile endurance or something. Happens almost every time.

dcmacdaddy · Apr 21, 2005, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Ois�n

This is true. Flaccid sizes vary much more than erect sizes; the difference is equalled out somewhat because smaller penises grow more.

Yup. As a friend of mine likes to say, "you are either born with a grower or a shower".

Grower = short when flaccid, bigger when hard
Shower = same length flaccid as hard

NOTE: Shower means show-er as in to show, not as in to bathe

Chuckit · Apr 21, 2005, 04:55 PM

It's clear that OS uptimes are the real measure of a man.

historylme · Apr 21, 2005, 04:58 PM

This has turned into a circle jerk!
Oh, god, I just joined in! I'm off to shower, I mean... oh, never mind.

RonnieoftheRose · Apr 21, 2005, 05:09 PM

In new developments, China and Japan patch up their recent troubles by finding something in common.

OwlBoy · Apr 21, 2005, 05:13 PM

But that south park episode was so funny...

-Owl

Socially Awkward Solo · Apr 21, 2005, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

Of course, hence my name.

I thought I gave you that name. And I haven't even seen it.

E's Lil Theorem · Apr 21, 2005, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

I thought I gave you that name. And I haven't even seen it.

Tsk, tsk, I thought there was no soliciting here at 'NN

invisibleX · Apr 21, 2005, 05:48 PM

I'd say those are pretty big weenies.

Eug Wanker · Apr 21, 2005, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

And I haven't even seen it.

Originally Posted by invisibleX

I'd say those are pretty big weenies.

Yum. Fatty Chinese sausage.

RonnieoftheRose · Apr 21, 2005, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by invisibleX

I'd say those are pretty big weenies.

No. You haven't seen a big sausage until you've seen one that needs to be wrapped for storage...

Now that can serve a lot at one time!

Eug Wanker · Apr 21, 2005, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by RonnieoftheRose

No. You haven't seen a big sausage until you've seen one that needs to be wrapped for storage...

Now that can serve a lot at one time!

Picture: Chinese cooks have very long coiled sausages.

RonnieoftheRose · 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

Picture: Chinese cooks have very long coiled weenies

That's an Italian one /googled Italian sausage.

'A long Chinese sausage is very rare

There is one Chinese man who is famous, very famous, for his conquests. Some blame him for China's population boom in the last 50 years. His name is Long Dik Maan. His wife, Mai Maan, says all the allegations are lies - "1.2 billion Chinese are not doing it with Maan although I admit they have done Wong."

Flank Mai Wei reporting from Sukov, Fukistan near the Russio-Chinese border.

Mithras · Apr 21, 2005, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

Yup. As a friend of mine likes to say, "you are either born with a grower or a shower".

Just how often does this "friend" have the opportunity to repeat this little saying he likes so much?

ambush · Apr 21, 2005, 08:26 PM

My 8 incher can tell....

E's Lil Theorem · Apr 21, 2005, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by ambush

My 8 incher can tell....

That's Canadian, right? So, that's only about 6.45 after converting it to US sizes. Probably below average

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Apr 21, 2005, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by ambush

My 8 incher can tell....

Oh not this agan. Last time it was 7.75 so I see you are still a growing young man.

RonnieoftheRose · Apr 21, 2005, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Oh not this agan. Last time it was 7.75 so I see you are still a growing young man.

By the time of his next post it will be this

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If a moderator snips that...ouch

ironknee · Apr 21, 2005, 09:04 PM

believe me, it's not the size of the buldge on the front of the pants that women care, it's the buldge on the back pocket that matters

iLikebeer · Apr 21, 2005, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by ironknee

believe me, it's not the size of the buldge on the front of the pants that women care, it's the buldge on the back pocket that matters

I keep my wallet in my front pocket so it won't get stolen when I go out. Better for girls(or guys if that's your thing) grinding on you too.

RonnieoftheRose · Apr 21, 2005, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by ironknee

believe me, it's not the size of the buldge on the front of the pants that women care, it's the buldge on the back pocket that matters

You're just asking for some girl to come along and clear you out!

selowitch · Apr 21, 2005, 10:42 PM

A small penis is not always a disadvantage. I imagine lots of women are grateful for a smaller member when they are experiencing oral or anal sex. Less of a hardship.

dcmacdaddy · Apr 21, 2005, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

Yup. As a friend of mine likes to say, "you are either born with a grower or a shower".

Originally Posted by Mithras

Just how often does this "friend" have the opportunity to repeat this little saying he likes so much?

Well, he's gay so I would imagine, heck I know, he sees a lot more penises than I do.

Of course, I occasionally do a "spot-check" in the locker room at the gym to see how I compare. But don't we all.

Superchicken · Apr 21, 2005, 11:55 PM

You know what the unfortunate thing about a grower is?
If you actually are able to show it... you could probably get the crap beaten out of you in many situations hahaha...

pooka · Apr 22, 2005, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Superchicken

You know what the unfortunate thing about a grower is?
If you actually are able to show it... you could probably get the crap beaten out of you in many situations hahaha...

What?

Kenneth · Apr 22, 2005, 12:51 AM

As a Hong Kong boy, I don't really care about those numbers.

MilkmanDan · Apr 22, 2005, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by RonnieoftheRose

In new developments, China and Japan patch up their recent troubles by finding something in common.

One of my American friends in japan went to a bath house. Afterwards he came out with great confidence. Poor poor japanese. But their math scores are big.

RonnieoftheRose · Apr 22, 2005, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by MilkmanDan

One of my American friends in japan went to a bath house. Afterwards he came out with great confidence. Poor poor japanese. But their math scores are big.

If you want to make your friend feel small tell him to go to a bath house in the Punjab or Afghanistan. So many Greek and British soldiers stayed and interbred there because they wanted their sons to have better tackle. Jeez, must have been even bigger back then before the mixing.

There's a joke the Afghans have about Kandahar. They say you go there with one arsehole and leave with two buckets.

willed · Apr 22, 2005, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by selowitch

Less of a... "hardship".

Lol