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Apr 29, 2005, 07:58 PM
 
Here's one for the weekend

Amusing or unintentionally true nicknames of airlines I've come across:

Aeroflot - the bus

Aer Lingus - Cunni

Air France - Air Chance

Air Illinois - Air what's that noise?

Delta - Delta Gets You Close (Parody on advertising campaign after landing at the wrong airport a few times -- "Delta Gets You There")

LOT (Polish Airlines) - "Look Out, Tower!"

Lufthansa - Luggage Usually Flown To Hamburg And Never Seen Again

Mexicana - Mexicaca

Ransome Airlines - (this airline doesn't NEED a nickname)

SWISS - So What, It's Still Swissair

TWA - Try Walking Airlines

Some are just too true

(My persononal favorite is ETOPS - Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim)

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Apr 29, 2005, 08:54 PM
 
Air Inuit, often called "Air Imaha". "Imaha" means "may be", as when you take those planes, you never know when you take off, or where/when you land...

To be fair, the weather is quite challenging in that area...

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Apr 30, 2005, 10:53 AM
 
Aviateca (Guatemala's airline) used to be called "las papayas voladores" (the flying papayas) on account of the color of the underbelly. They have since been painted blue.

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Apr 30, 2005, 01:45 PM
 
sabena (belgian) - such a bad experience, never again.

alitalia - always late in takeoff, always late in arrival.

I like the Lufthansa one, thanks!
     
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Apr 30, 2005, 01:46 PM
 
Sabena, Sex Aan Boord En Niets Anders. Translations: Sex on board and nothing else. But yeah, sadly it's now SN Brussels Airlines, talk about a stupid name. Sabena used to be soo good.

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Apr 30, 2005, 01:48 PM
 
Mexicana -- Mexicaca

One that is closer would be:

TACA -- CAC
     
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Apr 30, 2005, 03:18 PM
 
American Airlines - American Hairlines

Damn ****ers made me miss a day of skiing at Vail over spring break. I'm still kicking ass on this one.

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Apr 30, 2005, 05:17 PM
 
Originally Posted by DeathToWindows
American Airlines - American Hairlines

Damn ****ers made me miss a day of skiing at Vail over spring break. I'm still kicking ass on this one.
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Apr 30, 2005, 07:42 PM
 
Southwest = south worst
     
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May 1, 2005, 11:48 AM
 
A very creative job by one and all.

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