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Scott Kurtz Gets Zealots to Buy Him a Mac
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From Scott Kurtz's Web Site, www.pvponline.com:
About a year ago, I asked the PvP Mac Zealots to put their money where their mouth was. Rather than send me an email pontificating about what a luddite I was for still using a PC, instead send me a dollar. ... I stopped taking donations at around $1200. ... Today, I recieved in the mail:
- 1 Mac Mini (1.25 GHZ Power PC G4, 1 Gig memory, Bluetooth, Airport Extreme, Superdrive)
- 1 USB port switchbox
- 1 iSight Camera
You've got to be kidding me. Is this all it takes to get a free Mac?
Well, I'm a PC user, and I think Macs are too expensive and not compatible with enough necessary software. To prove me wrong, please wire me money so that I can buy a Mac Mini. I will continue to use a PC, in defiance of the clear superiority of Tiger, until I collect enough donations to switch to a Mac. I'll get a Mac, and you'll get the pleasure of me personally admitting that I was wrong and that all goodness indeed flows from the hand and mind of Steve Jobs!
I also hate Ferraris. They totally suck compared to Toyotas. You probably should start sending me $1 each to prove me wrong. Oh yeah, and iPods are for losers -- you'd better send me one of those, too. And a Tablet PC. Total suckitude.
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This only goes to show how stupid zealotry is.
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He has one of those tacky rearview mirrors on his monitor?
Is that so he can see him mom coming when he is looking at porn?
Oh and everyone that paid for another guys computer is an idiot.
(Last edited by Severed Hand of Skywalker; May 12, 2005 at 11:18 AM.
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Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker
He has one of those tacky review mirrors on his monitor?
"Review" mirror? Huh? WTF...I mean...huh? You mean like the "review" mirror on your car?
I mean, seriously, is that what they're called now or are you in contention for the Malopropism of the Year award?
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Sigh.*
*Objects in mirror may be dumber than they appear.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Originally Posted by chris v
*Objects in mirror may be dumber than they appear.
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Originally Posted by MallyMal
This only goes to show how stupid zealotry is.
Yep.
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Originally Posted by chris v
*Objects IN FRONT OF THE mirror may be dumber than they appear.
Fixinated ! 
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