Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.
The frist woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and beforewe make love , he brings me flowers and candy." The second woman porclaimed , "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
The thrid woman replied, "Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it."