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Cadaver · May 30, 2005, 10:44 PM

(Not sure if this has been posted here before, but...)

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love:

12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
10. "Feel the force!"
9. "Foreplay, heh. Cuddling, heh. A Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
7. "Do me, or do me not. There is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you become, Viagra you too need, hmmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

Eug Wanker · May 30, 2005, 11:46 PM

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."

:XI: · May 31, 2005, 02:53 AM

"Like that you do? hmm?"
"Hmm! Get you a towel I will."

Stogieman · May 31, 2005, 03:55 AM

"Good relations with the Wookies, I have."

:XI: · May 31, 2005, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Stogieman

"Good relations with the Wookies, I have."

Yoda's a furry?

:XI: · May 31, 2005, 06:14 AM

"Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm!"

ManOfSteal · May 31, 2005, 07:32 AM

"Hotness! there is, New."

Albert Pujols · May 31, 2005, 08:03 AM

haha...you're funny.

:XI: · May 31, 2005, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by ManOfSteal

"Hotness! there is, New."

"hmm... hit it I would, yes?"

Gee4orce · May 31, 2005, 10:14 AM

When Yoda was born, did they have to use the Forceps ?

...what ?!

jasonsRX7 · May 31, 2005, 10:49 AM

"Mmm, good blow this is" (Yoda sniffs white powder)

turtle777 · May 31, 2005, 11:20 AM

Funny, this is

-t