[Super Mario]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movi...ple.holmes.ap/

Debate.

[Ghoser777]

I love the poll results - 95% of people would not change their religion to date Tom Cruise.

[MindFad]

Paging Hanks

[Super Mario]

Tom's jihad finally pays off with stupid actress nobody watches.

[Superchicken]

I'd totally ditch God to date Tom Cruise... wait... nope... no I wouldn't...

[Luca Rescigno]

No, but I'd change my religion to bang Katie Holmes.

[BasketofPuppies]

You make it sound like Tom Cruise is smart.

[demograph68]

Originally Posted by Luca Rescigno

No, but I'd change my religion to bang Katie Holmes.

Herpes

[Luca Rescigno]

Originally Posted by demograph68

Herpes

Curses!

[Scientist]

Why are so many hollywooders insane?

[paul w]

bah it's her life. As long as she doesn't ring my doorbell on sunday morning or try mix her "religion" with politics I say let her do as she pleases.

well actually she can ring my doorbel on sunday morning....

[Super Mario]

Originally Posted by Scientist

Why are so many hollywooders insane?

Too much ****, pussy, drugs and money. Same reason why guys in Washington DC are bald and greedy.

[budster101]

Katie Holmes. Not the sharpest knife in the droor.

[MindFad]

Originally Posted by budster101

Katie Holmes. Not the sharpest knife in the droor.

Quoted for preservation.

[budster101]

You like that?

[Eug Wanker]

Originally Posted by paul w

bah it's her life. As long as she doesn't ring my doorbell on sunday morning or try mix her "religion" with politics I say let her do as she pleases.

Perhaps, but then again I used to live beside a Scientology church or whatever you call it, and I used to find all sorts of disturbing literature in my mailbox.

They seemed to heavily target people with psychiatric disorders, cuz a lot of the literature talked endlessly on how the medical profession was trying to control them that they should rebel and stop taking their medications. Very scary stuff.

[paul w]

nautrally scientology is officially considered a cult where I live....

[olePigeon]

Scientology is the biggest joke ever.

If I was gonna pay some group a bunch of money, I'd probably become a Mason. At least you get a level of job security.

[tikki]

why has no one realized this is a giant publicity stunt?

[brapper]

guys, lay off I'm a scientologist.

[AKcrab]

Originally Posted by olePigeon

Scientology is the biggest joke ever.

Why is it a bigger joke than any other religion?

[brapper]

Originally Posted by brapper

guys, lay off I'm a scientologist.

btw, I was lying.

[BasketofPuppies]

Originally Posted by AKcrab

Why is it a bigger joke than any other religion?

Something about "donating" money to advance.

[SimpleLife]

Originally Posted by brapper

guys, lay off I'm a scientologist.

Ah yeah?

Sue me!

[itistoday]

Originally Posted by AKcrab

Why is it a bigger joke than any other religion?

*rim shot*

[osxisfun]

Originally Posted by AKcrab

Why is it a bigger joke than any other religion?

Do a search and read its history.

Please do not eat soup at the same time as it my fly out of your nose from laughter.

[Super Mario]

Originally Posted by AKcrab

Why is it a bigger joke than any other religion?

Other religions are human myths we can handle.

Scientology is about aliens who invaded the bodies of humans millions of years ago and have to be exorcised by giving lots of cash away.

[driven]

She ain't even that hot ... (IMHO)

[sminch]

a) she is hot, imho

b) wasn't scientology created as a bet to see if that sci fi writer dude whose name i can't remember could invent a religion that people would actually choose to join?

c) she's still hot, albeit cracked (though this may actually make her hotter).

sminch

[Apple Pro Underwear]

if i got to bang katie holmes, there must be a gawd

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by budster101

Katie Holmes. Not the sharpest knife in the droor.

-t

[Cadaver]

Originally Posted by sminch

wasn't scientology created as a bet to see if that sci fi writer dude whose name i can't remember could invent a religion that people would actually choose to join?

Yup. L. Ron Hubbard.

[xenu]

You called?

Now send me all your money! Don't make me call my lawyers!

[Apple Pro Underwear]

HOLD UP MOFOS!

i've have been thinking about the concept of "creating a religion" for a few years now

HYPOTHETICALLY:

whats wrong with formulating your own set of morals/ethics and choosing to have faith in a higher power as long as you make it work for yourself?

[budster101]

I'm in. Do I have to do anything with sheep? I think I'm allergic to wool...

[Apple Pro Underwear]

Originally Posted by budster101

I'm in. Do I have to do anything with sheep? I think I'm allergic to wool...

MY NEW RELIGION: APUTOLOGY

• Don't Steal or Cheat
• Be Honest as much as you can
• Don't Kill People or Break Laws (customize to your local area)
• Follow Your Dreams

And in terms of a "higher being" — believe in a pre-existing model if need be but it's perfectly OK to believe in the concept of "Nature and the Cycle of Life™®" if it helps. It's also OK to use Aputology as a religion supplement to your normal religion diet..

[buggsuperstar]

Originally Posted by Apple Pro Underwear

MY NEW RELIGION: APUTOLOGY

• Don't Steal or Cheat
• Be Honest as much as you can
• Don't Kill People or Break Laws (customize to your local area)
• Follow Your Dreams

And in terms of a "higher being" — believe in a pre-existing model if need be but it's perfectly OK to believe in the concept of "Nature and the Cycle of Life™®" if it helps. It's also OK to use Aputology as a religion supplement to your normal religion diet..

Thank you. Come again.

[ReggieX]

Katie Holmes is gorgeous.

Originally Posted by xenu

You called?
Now send me all your money! Don't make me call my lawyers!

Your thetans are showing. Become interested in this!

[pman68]

Would you follow a religion created by this mind:

L. Ron Hubbard

[Ω]

Originally Posted by Apple Pro Underwear

MY NEW RELIGION: APUTOLOGY

• Don't Steal or Cheat
• Be Honest as much as you can
• Don't Kill People or Break Laws (customize to your local area)
• Follow Your Dreams

And in terms of a "higher being" — believe in a pre-existing model if need be but it's perfectly OK to believe in the concept of "Nature and the Cycle of Life™®" if it helps. It's also OK to use Aputology as a religion supplement to your normal religion diet..

You need a catch. Something to capture the "common" folk.

[pman68]

More scientology silliness:



4): What is a Body Thetan (BT)?

"According to Hubbard, 75,000,000 years ago [give or take a week or five], a galactic confederation comprising some 76 stars was faced with a massive overpopulation problem [+250 billion per planet; 178 billion on average] that was solved by the Evil Galactic Emperor Xenu through the simple expedient of killing off billions and billions and billions of excess citizens, freezing their thetans in a compound of alcohol and glycol and shipping them in to Teegeack [as the Earth was called then] in spacecraft that exactly resembled DC-8 airliners. Once there, he chained these thetans to active volcanos [naturally, no evidence exists to show the presence of active volcanos at those spots in that time period], and detonated H-Bombs on them. As if this wasn't enough, he then recaptured them using electronic beams, shipped them to Las Palmas (in the Azores) and to Hawaii, where they were exposed to 36 days of what amounts to bad movies which implanted them [a la "A Clockwork Orange"] with commands to `..go and do Bad Things.' These bill-yuns and bill-yuns of thetans then apparantly attached themselves to the local life forms. Since these local life forms each also had (or were) hetans, perforce the `new' ones had to cluster on their bodies. Et voila.. clusters of Body Thetans! Got an arthritic elbow? Betcha bottom dollar (assuming you still have it after you find out why) it's caused by a cluster of Body Thetans. Sinusitis?

Yup. You got it. Body Thetans again. Nearsighted? Have AIDS? Cancer?

Overweight? Can't get no satisfaction? Scientology can handle those! You bet. Sign here. Take a number. Oh, yes, we accept Visa and Master Card."

[xi_hyperon]

Originally Posted by budster101

Katie Holmes. Not the sharpest knife in the droor.

moran



j/k

[wdlove]

Scientology does seem to be big among the Hollywood Elite. She is free to believe as she wishes.

[BasketofPuppies]

Originally Posted by sminch

b) wasn't scientology created as a bet to see if that sci fi writer dude whose name i can't remember could invent a religion that people would actually choose to join?

I think the story is L. Ron Hubbard and Harlan Ellison were talking about how to make the most money. Hubbard said it could be done by starting a religion.

And so he did.

[Cody Dawg]

She was so stupid on Live With Regis and Kelly yesterday.

She came out and Regis was making polite conversation with her.

Then he says, "You showed up at the MTV Music Awards on a motorcyle, right?"

Holmes blushes and bats her eyelashes and says, "Yeah, yeah."

Regis says, "You were both wearing helmets. Does Tom always wear a helmet?"

Holmes looks startled and gasps and laughs and says, "No, Regis! No! No!"

It became painfully clear that Regis was asking if Tom wore a helmet all of the time when he rode his motorcycle while Holmes thought he was asking if Tom wore his helmet...ALL OF THE TIME.



"Here's your sign!"

[BasketofPuppies]

Yeah, you're not gonna find many smart Scientologists.

[RAILhead]

[Apple Pro Underwear]

Originally Posted by Ω

You need a catch. Something to capture the "common" folk.

how about, you're not allowed to eat beef and pork at the same time?

[osxisfun]

I'm out. I love bacon.

[OwlBoy]

Originally Posted by Super Mario

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movi...ple.holmes.ap/

Debate.

You don't have an opinion?

I hate original posts like this.

-Owl