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lol...gross..
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 05:56 PM
 
Yuck.
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 05:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by CreepingDeth
Yuck;
Yuck? Are you kidding? It's freakin' hilarious and much less offensive than the infamous South Park "Lemmiwinks" episode."

Plus, I thought the CGI was well-done. There was real pathos in that spermatozoa's body language.
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 06:15 PM
 
Awesome CGI. Very funny.

Such a sad little sperm.
     
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ok.... that was funny.
     
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Uhm, only mildly amusing to me...

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Originally Posted by ManOfSteal


trendy.
     
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I kind of like this one better.
     
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That was very well done
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 08:50 PM
 
I would not want to see this as a commercial during Law & Order. I expect that from South Park (which is done better, IMHO), not in between watching the cops chase down a little punk.
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 09:00 PM
 
aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

awwww, poor little dude....
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 09:11 PM
 
Pretty sick and sad if you ask me.

     
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Jun 30, 2005, 09:12 PM
 
I can't believe that this hasn't been posted yet:

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Hear, hear.
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 09:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by Louis_SX
I can't believe that this hasn't been posted yet:

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Best post in the thread! How about this one?

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Jun 30, 2005, 09:35 PM
 
Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
Pretty sick and sad if you ask me.

What is sick and sad about it? Someone with exceptional CGI skills was hired to depict an event that happens millions of times per day: a sperm failing to locate and fertilize an egg. This happens every time some horny teen wanks or some guy blows his load over his girlfriend's breasts or [insert your own example here]. They anthropomorphized the little sperm to give him some character and then "filmed" his journey. Is it offensive that in this case it happened inside some guy's ass? Would you prefer it happened in a woman's ass?

Or is it like that Monty Python song about Catholics, "Every sperm is sacred"?

     
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Jun 30, 2005, 09:54 PM
 
If it involved me, yes, the latter please.
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 10:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliff
Is it offensive that in this case it happened inside some guy's ass? Would you prefer it happened in a woman's ass?
They're both unclean and dirty and you're more likely to get AIDS. More power to anybody who wishes to be a dumbass !

But hey, whatever turns people on. Some people like big boobs, some people like balloons, some people like legs and some people like to stick their sexual organs in a tunnel which is normally used to dispose of feces.

     
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Jun 30, 2005, 10:25 PM
 
What is sick and sad about it? Someone with exceptional CGI skills was hired to depict an event that happens millions of times per day: a sperm failing to locate and fertilize an egg.
What I THINK they showed is a vagina.

What happens with gays involves an anus and a rectum.

Why not show the inside of an anus and a rectum?

Why not show a bowel movement on the way down?

Because that IS what is involved with anal, gay, sex.

Not a vagina. Not some cute little sperm swimming up all alone in a vagina to find...no egg to fertilize.

Call a spade a spade and I didn't fall for the pseudo-cuteness involved. It wasn't "cute." It was sad and pathetic.
     
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Jun 30, 2005, 10:53 PM
 
I'm not against gays.

I'm just not amused by a "sperm movie" which depicts a "sad sperm" swimming up an anus.

It's not amusing, that's all.

And they call that "Gay Pride?" Give me a break.



That's all they have to offer?

     
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Jul 1, 2005, 10:58 AM
 
Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
What I THINK they showed is a vagina.
Thats the point.

Why not show the inside of an anus and a rectum?
Err.. that's what they do.

A big for the movie. I laughed at least
     
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Jul 1, 2005, 11:34 AM
 
good movie! Well done too

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Jul 1, 2005, 12:15 PM
 
I'm glad you're all so easily amused (those of you that find it amusing.)

It just goes to show how easily some people are amused these days.

     
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Jul 1, 2005, 12:17 PM
 
We all cant be as sofisticated as you I guess...
     
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Jul 1, 2005, 05:03 PM
 
I lawled.

Edit: wait, this is the best thread ever.

I came (OMG), I saw, I lawled.
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"f u c k i n g" funny

     
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meh.
     
   
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