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Stuck in a swamp of a problem that is going to take a lot of swearing
EDIT: if you pass by this thread, swear one really for me uzing your favorite joosiest swear word. Thanks.
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Originally Posted by Hugi
"Djöfulsins helvítis andskotans skíta endaþarmsdrulla."
Shout this out loud, it'll make you feel better.
I'll do that as soon as you explain how to pronounce it-particularly "endaþarmsdrulla." That fifth character isn't in my alphabet... And while we're at it, is this straight Danish or something more colorful?
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Originally Posted by ghporter
I'll do that as soon as you explain how to pronounce it-particularly "endaþarmsdrulla." That fifth character isn't in my alphabet... And while we're at it, is this straight Danish or something more colorful?
Pure Icelandic cursing power, my friend  .
The Icelandic character Þ is called "thorn" and is pronounced "th" (yes, as in the word "thorn").
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Originally Posted by Hugi
Pure Icelandic cursing power, my friend .
The Icelandic character Þ is called "thorn" and is pronounced "th" (yes, as in the word "thorn").
"Em's POWERFUL cuss words! I just need to train my mouth to make 'em! Whoo boy! I can see some startled Texans next time I whack my foot on somebody's chair leg! (Yes, clumsiness is one of my more endearing qualities.  )
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Originally Posted by Hugi
endaþarmsdrulla
ROFLMAO!!!
Oh, forgot my swearing, here: Skide forpulede pislortehestepiksrøvskægsklamfokskidesprællersv inspis! 我操你亲娘的妈老母的鸨母的蛋！
That is straight Danish... well, sort of.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
"Em's POWERFUL cuss words! I just need to train my mouth to make 'em! Whoo boy! I can see some startled Texans next time I whack my foot on somebody's chair leg! (Yes, clumsiness is one of my more endearing qualities. )
You're most welcome.
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No, to you! Endaþarmsdrulla just became my favourite word ever, though I'm not sure exactly what it would, you know... do... bring about, cause, imply...
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Oisín, all I can say is "WOW." Mainly because it will take me a week to sound out that third word/paragraph! And unfortunately, my personal Danish reference is a preacher's wife who I would NOT want to ask to translate this for me! I guess I'm on my own.
Hey Fulcrum, what's the big project, or more to the point, what's got you in a cussing mood?
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Oisín, all I can say is "WOW." Mainly because it will take me a week to sound out that third word/paragraph! And unfortunately, my personal Danish reference is a preacher's wife who I would NOT want to ask to translate this for me! I guess I'm on my own.
No, that might not be a smart move, at least if you're planning on continuing any sort of social interaction with her or the husband.
I made up the word myself anyway, so it's not like there's a proper translation for it. Besides p*ss-sh*t-horsed*ck-*ssbeard-gross-f*ck-dipsh*t-pigp*ss, of course.
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Andate tutti a 'fanculo!
I love italian curse words/sayings
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Sh*t, Piss, F*ck, C*nt, C*cksucker, Motherf*cker and Tits
Ya got all seven! George would be proud!
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777
Sh*t, Piss, F*ck, C*nt, C*cksucker, Motherf*cker and Tits
You forgot "Barbara Streisand"
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Bloody ****ing syphillic hell! Ye be a pile of bloody sheep-shagging drunken badger crap! Ye mother****ing shite-fer-brains. Mother****ing whoreson ********** goat-raping anus bugger! You penis pustule of a camel turd!
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777
Sh*t, Piss, F*ck, C*nt, C*cksucker, Motherf*cker and Tits
So close and yet, so far... from the correct lyrics to Family Reunion by blink 182
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Now I'm gonna tell ya a story
A tale of wrong and right
And freedom is the reason
You can't take it without a fight
So now I'm startin' up a posse
(Suck my dick, suck my dick)
To come and look for you
(Suck my dick, suck my dick)
We're gonna put a stop
(Suck my dick, suck my dick)
To what you want to do
(Suck my dick, suck my dick)
You ****ing whores
(You ****in' whores)
That's all you are
You say our records are offensive
(You're a douche, you're a douche)
Our messages ain't right
(You're a douche, you're a douche)
You say "We're gonna label records
(You're a douche, you're a douche)
So our kids can grow up right"
(You're a douche, you're a douche)
You ****ing whores
(Let them decide)
That's all you are
****, ****, SATAN, DEATH, SEX DRUGS, RAPE
THESE SEVEN WORDS YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE
****, ****, SATAN, DEATH, SEX, DRUGS, RAPE
RIGHT OR WRONG IT'S OUR CHOICE TO MAKE
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL, LAND OF THE FREE
DON'T CHANGE THE WORDS TO LAND OF HYPOCRISY
Now I'm startin' up a posse
(Fascist scum, fascist scum)
And we'll damn sure make you see
(Fascist scum, fascist scum)
Something that offends you
(Fascist scum, fascist scum)
May not be offensive to me
(Fascist scum, fascist scum)
You ****ing whores
(You ****in' whores)
That's all you are
Now you might take offense
To a word like "****" or "****"
(DICK!)
But you ****in' don't have the right
(****!)
To discriminate me for saying it!
You ****ing whores
(You ****in' whores)
That's all you are
Go suck a dick, huh?
****, ****, SATAN, DEATH, SEX DRUGS, RAPE
THESE SEVEN WORDS YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE
****, ****, SATAN, DEATH, SEX, DRUGS, RAPE
RIGHT OR WRONG IT'S OUR CHOICE TO MAKE
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL, LAND OF THE FREE
DON'T CHANGE THE WORDS TO LAND OF HYPOCRISY
So now I'm startin' up a posse
(Mother****er, mother****)
To fight for freedom of choice
(Mother****er, mother****)
To fight for freedom of speech
(Mother****er, mother****)
We're gonna make you hear our voice
(Mother****er, mother****)
And now I don't do this to shock you
(That's the end, that's the end)
I don't do this for spite
(That's the end, that's the end)
You've got the choice, don't buy it, don't read it,
(That's the end, that's the end)
And don't say your opinion's right
(That's the end, that's the end)
You ****ing whores
(You ****in' whores)
That's all you are
(****y, ****y, ****y, ****)
You know you can't censor my feelings
You can't censor my thoughts
Censorship's against
Everything America stands for
You ****in' whores
(Let us decide)
That's all you are
And this ain't sexist, either
****, ****, SATAN, DEATH, SEX DRUGS, RAPE
THESE SEVEN WORDS YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE
****, ****, SATAN, DEATH, SEX, DRUGS, RAPE
RIGHT OR WRONG IT'S OUR CHOICE TO MAKE
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL, LAND OF THE FREE
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Originally Posted by RGB
Blood-soaked frozen tampon popsicles!
That reminds me of the time the band L7 I think was playing at a concert, getting booed.
The lead singer turned around, pulled out her tampon and through it into a crowd.
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Why is dick allowed but not ****?
This forum is sexist.
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Originally Posted by BasketofPuppies
Why is dick allowed but not ****?
This forum is sexist.
That kind of depends on what "****" was before it was censored. Personally, I have known several people named Richard who went by the nickname "Dick." Have you ever known anyone with a name that might be the rude female equivalent? Some euphanisms are blatantly sexist, while others are multipurpose words. This is a case where that's true.
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Sh** F***, something just happened to me, now *I* really need this thread.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, Sh** H*** F**** **** ******** *****!!!!!!!!!!
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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.
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What's the point of this thread again ? 
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