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CreepingDeth · 06:43 PM

Oh my God! There's this thing near the top of my ass crack. It's like some swollen thing. The skin is denser around the edges, but it's pussy and soft in the middle. It hurts when I sit. Ahhh, someone help me!

[/FulcrumPilot] If you can read this, congrats. And you thought I was serious…

turtle777 · Jul 15, 2005, 01:47 PM

-t

RAILhead · Jul 15, 2005, 01:52 PM

BlueSky · Jul 15, 2005, 02:00 PM

From the title, I would have sworn this was a fulcrumpilot post.

Don't worry about yer butt. If it lasts, see a doc. Probably just a boil.

MindFad · Jul 15, 2005, 02:01 PM

ManOfSteal · Jul 15, 2005, 02:02 PM

nredman · Jul 15, 2005, 02:02 PM

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Bluesky

From the title, I would have sworn this was a fulcrumpilot post.

Don't worry about yer butt. If it lasts, see a doc. Probably just a boil.

Ahh ****! How do I delete it?! It's oozing and there' blood on my underwear!

RAILhead · Jul 15, 2005, 02:08 PM

What's "underwear"?

Maury

MindFad · Jul 15, 2005, 02:08 PM

Pilonidal cyst maybe?

BlueSky · Jul 15, 2005, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

Ahh ****! How do I delete it?! It's oozing and there' blood on my underwear!

Try Option-Command-Escape.

Is it a zit? A really really big zit? An abcessed tooth?

nredman · Jul 15, 2005, 02:13 PM

does anyone know how i can erase this thread from my memory.

RAILhead · Jul 15, 2005, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by nredman

does anyone know how i can erase this thread from my memory.

Just wait till he figures out how to take a picture of his own butt, THEN we'll ALL want to gouge our eyes out...

MAury

lavar78 · Jul 15, 2005, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bluesky

From the title, I would have sworn this was a fulcrumpilot post.

Apparently, that was the point. The original post ends with "[/FulcrumPilot]" in a light color.

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bluesky

Try Option-Command-Escape.

Is it a zit? A really really big zit? An abcessed tooth?

There's no white head. It can't be a zit. It's sooooooo annoying. Now it's all dry and the soft skin in the middle is flaking off. It's peeling!

I'm serious. This does hurt. I've had it for like 8 months, but it just got really big in the last 3 days. I don't wanna take a picture cuz my camera sucks.

turtle777 · Jul 15, 2005, 02:18 PM

Maybe your nick is finally catching up with life

Nah, I'm sure this THING is not lethal.

-t

BlueSky · Jul 15, 2005, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

There's no white head. It can't be a zit. It's sooooooo annoying. Now it's all dry and the soft skin in the middle is flaking off. It's peeling!

I'm serious. This does hurt. I've had it for like 8 months, but it just got really big in the last 3 days. I don't wanna take a picture cuz my camera sucks.

Don't be alarmed. As long as it doesn't spawn we should be OK.

RAILhead · Jul 15, 2005, 02:20 PM

Dude, WE don't want you to take a picture.

It could be a boil or something. Maybe a bad abscess.

I think you're screwed man. Game over for you.

Maury

deomacius · Jul 15, 2005, 02:22 PM

Wouldn't WebMD be a better place to get answers?

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 02:23 PM

WTF Is a bAd abscess? How do you fix them? It hurts!

MacNStein · Jul 15, 2005, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

Pilonidal cyst maybe?

yup. Had one myself. It's basically an ingrown hair (creates a big puss pocket).

Very nasty to get taken care of.

turtle777 · Jul 15, 2005, 02:27 PM

Mwhahahahaha.

-t

MacNStein · Jul 15, 2005, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

What's "underwear"?

Maury

That terrible garment that people feel obliged to wear becuase they don't know any better.

Stopped wearing skiveys almost 20 years ago.

badidea · Jul 15, 2005, 02:29 PM

Try toilet paper - maybe it's not blood in your panties!

RAILhead · Jul 15, 2005, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

WTF Is a bAd abscess? How do you fix them? It hurts!

or

turtle777 · Jul 15, 2005, 02:32 PM

This is the PERFECT friday afternoon thread. Gotta get some popcorn and beer...

-t

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 02:40 PM

Someone tell me how to get this off or I'll get really pissed. This is very very painful.

I don't wanna go to the doctor. It's so embarrassing. But what do they do for it?

RAILhead · Jul 15, 2005, 02:42 PM

DUde, just go tot he doctor.

Seriously...

How big is it (pea-sized? dime-sized?)?

BlueSky · Jul 15, 2005, 02:45 PM

Well most likely you'll have to see a doc. I doubt it'll be a big affair, maybe just an in-office procedure. In any case, don't worry about it.

If it's a boil or something like that, maybe they'll just lance it and clean it up, give you some drugs. But you should see a doc or it could get infected.

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 02:49 PM

The sore area's like quarter sized, but the pussy part is like dime sized.

cjrivera · Jul 15, 2005, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

Someone tell me how to get this off or I'll get really pissed. This is very very painful.

I don't wanna go to the doctor. It's so embarrassing. But what do they do for it?

If it's an abcess (and it kinda sounds like it) they may treat you with p.o. antibiotics, or if it's very big, they may incise it, and pack it. It all depends.

But like everyone says, go to the doctor. They've seen much worse. There's not a whole lot that is embarassing to them (or you) that they haven't seen before.

RAILhead · Jul 15, 2005, 02:57 PM

That's be an abscess of some sort man. Could have started out as an ingrown hair, bug bite -- all kinds of things. Bottom line: it sounds like an abscess and if it is, it HAS to be treated properly -- by a DOCTOR -- or you risk getting a MAJOR infection.

Call now, before the offices close.

Maury

turtle777 · Jul 15, 2005, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

The sore area's like quarter sized, but the pussy part is like dime sized.

Go and see a doc.
Man, you've gotten all the usefull advice that you can possibly get from the Lounge.

-t

historylme · Jul 15, 2005, 03:02 PM

Does it look like this?

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 03:02 PM

Ugh. How much will this be of costing me now? Damnit, I wanted to buy a humbucker!

RAILhead · Jul 15, 2005, 03:05 PM

deomacius · Jul 15, 2005, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by history1me

Absolutely FOUL image

Man, I JUST ATE LUNCH!

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by history1me

Does it look like this?

That's definitely a nipple. Mine doesn't come up like a plateau like that one. There's nothing under the soft part except a little liquid.No white sutff either. Mine's more like a pussy crater.

turtle777 · Jul 15, 2005, 03:28 PM

Yeah, man, even if you grow a nipple on your ass, go and see a doc. For Pete's sake, a humbucker won't cure you...

-t

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 03:29 PM

But how much does this cost?

Mithras · Jul 15, 2005, 03:30 PM

the repeated use of the word "pussy" in this thread is going to make me laugh pretty soon.

MacNStein · Jul 15, 2005, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

But how much does this cost?

probably a few $100. Don't the parent's have insurance on ya?

Sherwin · Jul 15, 2005, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

I'm serious. This does hurt. I've had it for like 8 months, but it just got really big in the last 3 days. I don't wanna take a picture cuz my camera sucks.

Sounds like a fat deposit about to burst (is it like a hard lump with a really tender centre-top with a transparent liquid and a bit of blood slowly oozing out?). Nothing to worry about.
Stop being a girl and hit it with a hammer. If you do it right it'll end up looking like a bullet hole.

(note: ignore this advice. I'm not a doctor)

ThinkInsane · Jul 15, 2005, 03:35 PM

Don't worry man, once the baby spiders eat their way out, it'll heal up on its own.

deomacius · Jul 15, 2005, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Sherwin

(is it like a hard lump with a really tender centre-top with a transparent liquid and a bit of blood slowly oozing out?)

Okay... now I'm nauseous!

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 03:41 PM

No insurance. I don't think.

cjrivera · Jul 15, 2005, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

"A bee bit my bottom, now my bottom big!"

agentz · Jul 15, 2005, 03:45 PM

99.9% sure it's a pilonidal sinus/cyst, which as someone else pointed out is caused by an ingrown hair. My partner had one a few years ago, was very painful but because he ignored it for so long he ended up having to have it excised in hospital under general anaesthetic, and it took weeks to heal.

Seriously dude, go to the doctors.

CreepingDeth · Jul 15, 2005, 04:00 PM

Um…is watery blood supposed to come out?

MacNStein · Jul 15, 2005, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

Um…is watery blood supposed to come out?

yes, and it'll only get worse until you get it taken care of, at this stage you have about 2-4 weeks before it starts turning gangrenous. Seek medical attention soon.