[Cody Dawg]

BOBBY BROWN's bid to propose to his wife WHITNEY HOUSTON a second time was marred by both singers' desperate need to use the bathroom.

MY PREROGATIVE star Brown, who initially exchanged nuptials with Houston in 1992, recently decided to ask his wife to take a second trip with him down the aisle during a romantic meal.

But immediately after Houston accepted Brown's proposal, bodily functions became the dominant topic of discussion for the night, with the former NEW EDITION frontman dashing from the table to the bathroom while his wife explained to viewers of reality show BEING BOBBY BROWN, "He's had the runs since yesterday."

Houston's imminent need to defecate soon followed, after she complained about the cramps she was experiencing.

Before bolting from the table, she showed off her bloated stomach and affectionately told her husband, "I'm about to do the doo. I'm about to drop it on the one - a boat lad."

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I guess I must be feeling better. I'm back to posting these threads that discuss nothing terribly important. But, the truth is that she sure has fallen a long way since hooking up with Bobby Brown. I saw one episode of his (Being Bobby Brown) and he goes around pretending to be a star - nobody knows who he is until he says, "I'm Whitney Houston's husband."



Bobby Brown = Loser

Whiteny Houston = Double Loser

[ManOfSteal]

Whitney is on the right...

[Cody Dawg]

That made me giggle!

[zizban]

They are both disgusting, psychotic people.

[RAILhead]

I have to hand it to her -- she uttered a phrase for laying cable I've never heard before: drop it on the one.

Of course, she may not have really meant to say that (it could have just come out that way) because she's a friggin idiot dope fiend....but it's funny nonetheless.

However, "drop it on the one" still isn't as funny as "take a grumpy" or "catch a pooch."

That is all.

[Cody Dawg]

Hi Maury!

Remember when Whitney was hot?





Now she's a freaking cautionary tale.

(WHAT the point is regarding her as a cautionary tale is multifold, I'm sure.)

[analogika]

Originally Posted by RAILhead

she's a friggin idiot dope fiend...

I thought she was a cokehead?

[wdlove]

I wish Whitney Houston all the best. May she find happiness.

[Ghoser777]

I think I'm going to puke.

[Cody Dawg]

WDLove, you're always so sweet and positive!

I wish her all the best also. I used to be a huge fan of hers - I think she has an amazing talent in her voice.

However, have you heard her lately? Her voice is just ruined from smoking (of some type) and it's cracked and hoarse. Too bad.

[lavar78]

Originally Posted by analogika

I thought she was a cokehead?

Show her the receipts!

Whitney was crazy way before she met Bobby. She's from Jersey. (Ducks!) She's still a helluva singer. Don't worry, Whitney. I will always love you.

[Cody Dawg]

I miss Phil Hartman. Now HIS wife was REALLY crazy!

[Kevin]

They weren't pooping, they were snorting coke.

[Cody Dawg]

So, you're saying that "poop" is their code word for "coke?"

So then maybe they were snorting poop?

[Kevin]

Naw coke head come up with all kinds of excuses to go to the bathroom to toot more.

Them being obnoxious about it makes me believe also that is what it is.

The are over-acting.

[Rev-O]

Originally Posted by RAILhead

I have to hand it to her -- she uttered a phrase for laying cable I've never heard before: drop it on the one.

However, "drop it on the one" still isn't as funny as "take a grumpy" or "catch a pooch."

That is all.

I like "drop the kids off at the pool."

[budster101]

I recall listening to her sing the National Anthem Live and it was incredibly moving. She had such a gift and some vocal chords before she ruined them with drugs and alcohol. Bobby Brown is mostly to blame I think as he was such a powerful and negative influence on her life. Don't give me that, "She could have walked away crap". She was abused and probably loved the idiot... lookup abused wives information to realize why she didn't leave him. Her personality sure hurt her as well, but I will remember what she contributed to her art more than anything.

What a shame.

[Kevin]

Yup.. what I shame.

I remember calling it back when they first started dating. Meaning the beginning of the end of her career.

[Cody Dawg]

Can someone PLEASE explain to me WHY she dated - or married - Bobby Brown? Out of ALL of the people she could have hooked up with it was Bobby "The Loser" Brown.

[budster101]

My wife called it. She said, that guy is trouble with a capital "T".

She wanted a "bad-boy" and she got all the baggage that came with one. Date'm, don't marry'm...
He's a scumbag.

[DeathMan]

Because she's not as level headed as you.