[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

This is just about the most trashy website I have ever seen. In the past he did cellphone reviews involving his unattractive wife with huge fake boobs practically treating a cellphone like it was a dildo. He then "evolved" into using cheap strippers. Now he uses greased up lens' and throws in some guns, knives and lesbians.

Is this really what "gentlemen" who use cellphones want to see? Or is this site for nerdy trash?

THEY ARE CELLPHONE REVIEWS FOR CHRIST SAKE.

http://www.bengalboy.com/modules/new...0&forum=20

P.s. and before any smartass makes some gay remark I would find it equally stupid if he used sexy men and designer furniture.

[Kevin]

I say you hunt down and KILL those that make you go to that site.

[MacNStein]

Originally Posted by Kevin

I say you hunt down and KILL those that make you go to that site.

No kidding, poor chap. Them holding a gun to his head and making him visit those sites.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Ah ha ha ha. Who would have thought the two of you would be the first to post

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

P.s. and before any smartass makes some gay remark I would find it equally stupid if he used sexy men and designer furniture.

Must. Hold. Back. Uuughh. It's hard

-t

[turtle777]

At least they are not as skimpy on sig size as MacNN



-t

[budster101]

It's "hard"? <Someone is going to be visiting that site a lot from now on I think...

I thought those phone's and devices were very sexy. (say with lisp) thufferin thuckatash.

Definately make the people pay who made you view that web site. goddamn them! all!!!!!!!

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by budster101

Definately make the people pay who made you view that web site. goddamn them! all!!!!!!!

I wonder if those who forced him only did that because he is gay ?

*SCNR*

-t

[budster101]

<high pitched voice>Really, no muscular oiled up men on that page... it's a conspiracy. They are out to make him ungay!</high pitched voice>

<deep voice> it'll never work </deep voice>


Edit:
(Crap, just read his first post entirely for the first time... "sexy men, fancy furnature"...)
Oh well, it's still funny.

[mdc]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

This is just about the most trashy website I have ever seen. In the past he did cellphone reviews involving his unattractive wife with huge fake boobs practically treating a cellphone like it was a dildo.

so where are the photos of his wife with fake boobs?
naaa, i'm kidding.

and yes you are right. damn, what the hell is going on on that website. the first image is two women with a cellphone and big gun :|
"the kittens pull out the big guns on nextel. . . "

i'll pass thanks, engadget works for me.

[MacNStein]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Ah ha ha ha. Who would have thought the two of you would be the first to post

Dunno. I almost never even post on the first page of a thread. Damn, you're just odd.

[ASIMO]

Originally Posted by turtle777

Must. Hold. Back. Uuughh. It's hard

-t

You just turned on SWF/Hommes Solo. Take the time to cuddle, you two.

[budster101]

Also:

I can imagine the thoughts going through the designer's minds as they spoke to one another about this new idea they had for a "Cell Phone and (((equipment))) page"..

D1: Hey, let's make a killer page about Cell Phones!
D2: Sure, we can appeal to all those who use cell phones. except gay men and women.
D1: Huh, do you think gay men and women use cell phones?
D2: Nah, they just use land lines...
D1: Yeah, you are probably correct in your assumption.
D2: Hey, how about we put up some pretty women on the page too!?
D1: Sounds great, then for sure no gay men or women will visit our page.
D2: And, if they do, they'll just leave, because we know our audience is straight men...
D1: Who can hardly read and write but like slutty women with cell phones
D2: Don't forget we can put guns and knives up there too as it also rounds out our intended demographic....

Ugh.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

He seems to fill every stereotype of a heterosexual man, I mean Guns, knives, strippers and pictures of Vipers?

Seems he is also editing negatives comments on that forum that are being posted twisting them into positive remarks. Evil.

[budster101]

What an idiot. Let's all go there and post gay stuff....

[budster101]

Would it be wrong to start an account, then tell everyone here the user name and password so they could post under that account?

If so, ignore I said that...

Something like: cellsuck pw: 12345

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by budster101

Would it be wrong to start an account, then tell everyone here the user name and password so they could post under that account?

If so, ignore I said that...
Something like: cellsuck pw: 12345

Collective forum spamming ?

-t

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Honestly, is this sexy? It looks like she was just caught in a typhoon and had to create makeshift clothing.

http://cakonos.image.pbase.com/image/45406377.jpg

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Honestly, is this sexy? It looks like she was just caught in a typhoon and had to create makeshift clothing.

http://cakonos.image.pbase.com/image/45406377.jpg

-t

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Honestly, is this sexy? It looks like she was just caught in a typhoon and had to create makeshift clothing.

http://cakonos.image.pbase.com/image/45406377.jpg

The problem is, you don't find breasts attractive. Your view is slightly off kilter when it comes to these pics.

Is that so hard to understand?

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Honestly, is this sexy? It looks like she was just caught in a typhoon and had to create makeshift clothing.
http://cakonos.image.pbase.com/image/45406377.jpg

Hey, two questions:

WHY THE FARK DO YOU KEEP SURFIN THAT SITE ?

IS THAT GUY WITH THE GUN STILL WITH YOU ?

-t

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by turtle777

Hey, one question:

WHY THE FARK DO YOU KEEP SURFIN THAT SITE ? :brick"

OR IS THAT GUY WITH THE GUN STILL WITH YOU ?

-t

For the same reason others hate gay marriages even though they don't attend any.

At any rate I go to see the pictures of the phones and don't need greasy pics. I don't plan on returning but I can still comment on my previous visit can't I?

[Kevin]

turtle you really need to clear out your pvt messages from time to time.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

This is from the same site. Guess we know where he find them!

[budster101]

Lucky Leaf.

[MindFad]

Needs more lens flare.

[Kevin]

I think I found the gun holder!

[vinster]

Hey - they know we're saying stuff about about them - http://www.bengalboy.com/modules/new...7#forumpost617 -

[Kevin]

I'm not going to resort to derogatory terms but the Homosexuals in MacNN forum's keep saying how they don't like girls, guns and basically anything that they think straight guys want.

afraid of the vagina??? More like he's saving up for the surgery to make his own.....lol....

I take it back. This is starting to be the best thread EVA!



And for the cell phone forum people that are reading this. Don't take it out on MacNN. It's just one person complaining.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Kevin

I take it back. This is starting to be the best thread EVA!

SWG is SO gonna regret having started that thread

-t

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Ha ha:

"I'm not going to resort to derogatory terms but the Homosexuals in MacNN forum's keep saying how they don't like girls, guns and basically anything that they think straight guys want."

The MacNN homosexuals? That is great

News for them, I like straight guy things like nice cars and attractive women. What I don't like is when you mix cellphone reviews into stereotypical trash like that review. It has no point, is not creative and most of all it isn't attractive in the end no matter if it is men OR woman in that shoot.

And plenty of straight men think the same about it.

[Kevin]

And I will quote.

What I don't get is that NOBODY even FORCED them (SWF) to come to this website, WHY are they(SWF) so upset?

[Captain Obvious]

I get the purpose of the chicks but not the guns. And I don't see your beef with the women. They are clearly trash. But even trash like that has its purpose. God put girls like that on earth to be used and thrown away. Who am I to argue with that?

If some trailer trash guy can make money off using their pictures before they get fat then good for him. Its not like he's going to be able to elevate his financial and social status to the point where I would be forced to socialize with him.

You are just promoting his site.

[ghporter]

I think some people associate guns and girls because there's a thread of "forbiddenness" about both of them. Frankly, I don't think any of the "girls with guns" pictures I've seen were particularly attractive; I associate the two subjects completely differently.

As for "Bengalboy," he is not a very good photographer, he doesn't know anything about composition, he has a small (and pretty stereotypical) collection of "props" he uses with the models, and his models aren't even very good (fairly pretty but they look bored--really bored).

It's a trashy kind of site made by someone with trashy tastes; I will stay away from it.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

So the consensus is somebody can make a website with pictures of dead US solders in Iraq and unless someone is holding a gun to your head forcing you to go to that site you have no right to mention it?

Man some of you aren't so bright

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by ghporter

It's a trashy kind of site made by someone with trashy tastes; I will stay away from it.

Exactly my point. It is trash, it is obvious trash, what I am asking is who thinks this is for "gentleman"? The site is equivalent to sitting on the toilet reading Guns and Ammo or a hotrod mag with trashy chicks on the hood.

I'm sure as hell never reading another review from there.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by ghporter

It's a trashy kind of site made by someone with trashy tastes; I will stay away from it.

Good choice. I hope I don't get nightmares tonight.
If so, I'm gonna sue the heck out ouf SWG

-t

[Captain Obvious]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Man some of you aren't so bright

True, some of them aren't very bright. But neither are you.

Your example involves two different types of content that can be found objectionable for two very different reasons. Pictures of dead soldiers involve issues of consent and respect for the people who hold the right to decide how the likeness of those individuals can be used. If the family or deceased agreed in advance that their corpses could be used in such a manner there is not much to object to. When others use images of them without said consent to promote an agenda the idea is universally distasteful.
Pictures of girls who signed waivers and consented to take images like this can only be objected to from the standpoint of personal taste. If they have already compromised what little self respect they were born with then it is their prerogative if they want to be used in such a manner.
The consensus you alluded to does not exist because the two things have nothing in common.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

True, some of them aren't very bright. But neither are you.

Your example involves two different types of content that can be found objectionable for two very different reasons. Pictures of dead soldiers involve issues of consent and respect for the people who hold the right to decide how the likeness of those individuals can be used. If the family or deceased agreed in advance that their corpses could be used in such a manner there is not much to object to. When others use images of them without said consent to promote an agenda the idea is universally distasteful.
Pictures of girls who signed waivers and consented to take images like this can only be objected to from the standpoint of personal taste. If they have already compromised what little self respect they were born with then it is their prerogative if they want to be used in such a manner.
The consensus you alluded to does not exist because the two things have nothing in common.

[Kerrigan]

Because of the lack of English-native mobile review websites, people often end up with no other option than Bengal Boy if they want a current review. And since the website sucks so much, instead of reading Bengal Boy I have to wait until one of those Russian or Japanese sites posts and translates their review.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

True, some of them aren't very bright. But neither are you.

OMG! Ultimate dis!

No you're mother

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

OMG! Ultimate dis!

No you're mother

That wasn't the part he smacked you down on.

But ok.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

From the forum:

"I didn't say MacnNN was doing it himself, just some of his "I think my opinion is correct because i'm a heterosexual who sees the world perfectly in my eyes" forum users"

Who is heterosexual?

[suvsr4terrorists]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

OMG! Ultimate dis!

No you're mother

In America they teach us the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. So there.

Anyway, I think his site is cool. I mean... there are thousands of websites that review cell phone crap, but this is the first one I've seen that uses chicks, guns, and knives in the process.

It's kinda like... if you have teh choice between watching the news... or watching the news from a topless woman.... why would anyone choose the first one?

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

In America they teach us the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. So there.

Anyway, I think his site is cool. I mean... there are thousands of websites that review cell phone crap, but this is the first one I've seen that uses chicks, guns, and knives in the process.

It's kinda like... if you have teh choice between watching the news... or watching the news from a topless woman.... why would anyone choose the first one?

In Canada they teach us how to spell "the" and not "teh".

So you are saying naked with knives and guns is better? How about credibility? Or do you get all your news from www.nakednews.com?

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

In Canada they teach us how to spell "the" and not "teh".

Seriously ?

-t

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

So you are saying naked with knives and guns is better? How about credibility?

You are beginning to sound like those uptight "Christian Collation" people you so despise.

Congratulations.

[suvsr4terrorists]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

In Canada they teach us how to spell "the" and not "teh".

So you are saying naked with knives and guns is better? How about credibility? Or do you get all your news from www.nakednews.com?

There is a large difference between a typo and using the wrong word.

Anyway...uh... YES. Think about it. From your perspective, would it be better to see the news via normal news, or hot topless guy news? I mean... hellooo....

And nakednews... nakednews is just ****ing genius. In fact, I had the idea before nakenews was even around.... instead of the weather channel, the same thing only with topless forecasters. A small fee of only $5 a month or so. $25 for the year. It'd make millions if you could get it syndicated.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

And nakednews... nakednews is just ****ing genius.

If only they could cut that crappy news part. I mean, who cares about the news.
I mean, that would TEH best seller, naked ladies on teh Intarweb...

-t

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

My friend was a "reporter" for naked new for years. then he got fired, don't even know what that takes.