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Darth Vader vs. Luke.... the Version you've Never Seen...
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Setting: Furious lightsaber duel is underway in Cloud City. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand. It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down....)
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father!
Luke: No! It's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true.
Luke: Noooooo......
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that shiny gold droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader : Yes, C-3PO. I built him -- when I was only seven years old.
Luke: No... It can't be.
Darth Vader : Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself...No lightsaber, no hand, no job and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp.
Luke: I destroyed the Death Star!
Darth Vader : When you were 20! When I was ten, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... Poor me! My father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!
Luke: Stop it... Shut up... don't say any more...
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... Listen, ten years old and winner of the Boonta Eve Open, the only human to ever fly a Pod Racer -- right here, baby... BooYah!!!
(Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.)
Darth Vader : I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure can't be mine.
(Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks down after him...)
Darth Vader : And get a haircut!!!
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Meh.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt... 
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Originally Posted by starman
Timeline, please.
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Fill it in yourself, I'm busy.
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Originally Posted by Zenbone
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Fill it in yourself, I'm busy.
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stuffing feathers up your b*tt doesn't make you a chicken.
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Why do people keep insisting on putting in some stupid "timeline" comment? It’s one of the most retarded comments used in this forum. If you want to contribute to the thread, fine, if not, that's fine too. But enough with the timeline crap.
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Originally Posted by torsoboy
Why do people keep insisting on putting in some stupid "timeline" comment? It’s one of the most retarded comments used in this forum. If you want to contribute to the thread, fine, if not, that's fine too. But enough with the timeline crap.
We do it because we're tired of people posting the same thing over and over and over again...
Get over it. It's not personal. (At least I don't think it is).
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Well, I never saw it, and there are others who may have not as well. It was funny, and not even close to being worthy of the crapping you guys have done to it (This thread) So STOP CRAPPING IN IT.
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I didn't think it was funny. Not even a little bit.
But I do think the timeline is funny.
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Good for you. I guess that is all that matters then.
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the timeline is not funny.
-r.
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It was. at one time
That was about 10 years ago.
There needs to be a timeline for the timeline.
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Insert : New invisible timeline here:> < It's even more compact and snappier than the previous version...
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how bout this: you can only post the timeline if you also post a link to the original thread.
so you have to earn it.
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Originally Posted by Demonhood
how bout this: you can only post the timeline if you also post a link to the original thread.
so you have to earn it.
Sounds like a reasonable compromise. And notice I never mentioned the timeline in the first place... others did.
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Originally Posted by Demonhood
how bout this: you can only post the timeline if you also post a link to the original thread.
so you have to earn it.
These kinds of comments should go in the feedback forum.
Seriously, it's a great idea.
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