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Aug 10, 2005, 11:56 AM
 
The actual winners of the New Yorker caption contest usually lack edge and much humor (usually), so how about some funny ones?

August 8th's:


(If you actually do want to enter: http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContes...onContest.aspx )
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I was looking at the winners and choices for other ones… how friggen lame.

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Originally Posted by Chuckit
"So, did you hear the Vice President has started forcing the New Yorker to run his shitty cartoons?"


WINNAAARR !

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Originally Posted by OwlBoy
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