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What would you do if your child came home..
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as a fridge magnet. No longer your child. Would you still love him?
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"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
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Clinically Insane
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Dude, I love fridge magnets. I'd probably love him even more.
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Baninated
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This is great, just got me thinking about the father of all fridge magnets. I wonder how he looks like.
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Clinically Insane
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Good point, budster. How could the child come home if he were a magnet? Magnets can't walk. This situation makes no sense.
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Couldn't happen.
Besides, being a magnet is not natural.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Wow. Just wow... I think I'll just post: WTF and let others interpret it from now on. 
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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I wonder if he contemplated posting something controversial and then backed out in a subsequent edit.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Ahhh... replace "fridge magnet" with nope, not getting it.
Let's see, can we mix up the letters to get the original messsage? (Running words through the old bat computer)
I have it!
The hidden words is Canadian and Gay... Of course I had to substitute a few letters as his code was incredibly complex...
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Big Mac
I wonder if he contemplated posting something controversial and then backed out in a subsequent edit.
This is the same guy who is recruiting people to be his Super Master Juniors or whatever. I think this thread came by the weirdness honestly.
Though seriously, it cracked me up. I was totally expecting something serious, and then it turns out it's about children turning into fridge magnets. Ha!
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Hello!.... it was code for "A Gay Canadian"...
Just cracked it a few moments ago.
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
..was totally expecting something serious.
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My love is conditional. I would rename my magnet carl.
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Two steps forward (six steps back)
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Originally Posted by dencamp
My love is conditional. I would rename my magnet carl.
That's a stupid name. I would beat it up.
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Carl will be proud and upright. He shall take a beating with dignity.
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Two steps forward (six steps back)
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Posting Junkie
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Better yet....
What if your fridge magnet of Jessical Alba came to life? 
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Now we are talking... (looking up who Jessical Alba is)...
Pretty Girl.
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Originally Posted by dencamp
Carl will be proud and upright. He shall take a beating with dignity.
Then would you love him? Love him like a son?
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Posting Junkie
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As long as he kept his magnetic ass away from my TV.
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Posting Junkie
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good point, maybe I'd just put he/she/it on the hood of my car.
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Carl the magnet. Sounds ok. A fridge magnet child, name of Carl.
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This is so strange- but this actually happened to a friend of mine. Well really, a friend of a friend. Seriously, his kid came home one day and had turned into a refrigerator magnet. Except it wasn't a refrigerator magnet, it was a pizza. And it wasn't his kid, it was the Domino's guy. And he didn't turn into the pizza, he just brought it. The guy doesn't have kids. The Pizza was wrong. It was supposed to be Hawaiian- but there was no pineapple. He was kind of pissed, but he was hungry. He ate like 6 pieces and then called Domino's and tried to get a whole new Pizza. The manager ended up giving him some chicken wings with his next order, so he finished the pizza and it was ok.
It was really f'ed up.
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Paco is bitter about the loss of his .mac webpage. Image will return when his sadness lessens.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Couldn't happen.
Besides, being a magnet is not natural.
Huh?
Prove it. Magnetism is a natural phenomena sir.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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No.. you are teh kidding?
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Originally Posted by Kevin
No.. you are teh kidding?
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Baninated
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Wait. I think I'm on to something.
Magnetism is natural.
People are drawn together like magnets.
They get married and become glued together like magnets for life.
Then they have little magnets...
Nope, never mind.
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Baninated
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budster well that is the natural course of magnets.
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Explain this "comes home" process, please. I mean, does he hitch a ride on someone's bike or what? I think perhaps I've held a very limited view of what refrigerator magnets could accomplish in life.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Looking at Fridge now... I think they've (magnets) are watching me.
STOP STARING AT ME!!!!
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There, that's better.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
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Originally Posted by budster101
Looking at Fridge now... I think they've (magnets) are watching me.
STOP STARING AT ME!!!!
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There, that's better.
They are only appeasing you for the time being, they will SOON have their cold metallic revenge....
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I believe this is theoretically possible via molecular re-organization. Perhaps a matter-energy teleportation re-constitution accident could produce this result. I have never seen an actual case, however. Perhaps if you have a copy of the original energy pattern you could run the kid/magnet through the teleportation beam again, and it may restore the child to his/her original human form.
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Or he/she/it could become a willie wonka bar...
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hell, i'd be more worried about some kid of mine appearing out of my murky past. i'd demand a paternity test. and i'd be cleared, too - not much dna in a magnet, i reckon.
that said, i do have a tendency to sleep with women who are quite attractive and one end and repulsive at the other, so maybe i am his dad...
sminch (whose jokes are getting worse as the coffee wears off)
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Originally Posted by budster101
Or he/she/it could become a willie wonka bar...
I actually like the fridge magnet idea.
The problem is when the positive goes towards the negatives.
You don't want that to happen...
You could grow kids in no time man!!
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Originally Posted by GranolaBoy
Explain this "comes home" process, please. I mean, does he hitch a ride on someone's bike or what? I think perhaps I've held a very limited view of what refrigerator magnets could accomplish in life.
Suppose it turned into a magnet just as it was passing the family car? It could get stuck to the fender and the parents would find it as they got out the car.
Anyway, a fridge magnet kid sounds much better than an ordinary kid. It wouldn't wander off and get lost, it wouldn't demand a ton of sugary cereal and expensive toys, it wouldn't turn into a troubled teenager and start doing drugs and if you got tired of it, you could throw it in the trash and get a new one for a cheap price.
Come to think of it, why even have kids in the age of fridge magnets? Why does the human race still exist?
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Making sense is overrated.
Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -The fear of long words.
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Originally Posted by pooka
which end? pics?
Its a hard decison, either an ugly woman with nice feet, or a hot woman with awful feet.
As far as headscratchers go this is a dilly of a pickle....
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Originally Posted by budster101
Ahhh... replace "fridge magnet" with nope, not getting it.
Let's see, can we mix up the letters to get the original messsage? (Running words through the old bat computer)
I have it!
The hidden words is Canadian and Gay... Of course I had to substitute a few letters as his code was incredibly complex...
ROFLMAO 
I don't agree with your sentiment, but the expression was clever and surprising!
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Originally Posted by budster101
Now we are talking... (looking up who Jessical Alba is)...
Pretty Girl.
'...ball two, inside. High and tight. A home run would send everyone home happy, tonite...'
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Just because animals engage in fridge-magnet transformation doesn't justify that action among mankind. If my child chose to become a fridge-magnet I would have to disown him, because I could not allow such a perversion in my family. What's next for him, would he become a spice rack, or worse, a pineapple?
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Practice Safe Magnet Reproduction PSMR! This has been a PSA, by a MacNNer, using a Mac.
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I'd probably wonder how the heck I got a son...
Must have been that wild party in Toronto...
But if I already knew I had a son and he came home as a magnet... I imagine perhaps with someone carrying him. I'd still love him, and probably stick him on the fridge so that his drawings from when he was a boy don't fall down.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Just because animals engage in fridge-magnet transformation doesn't justify that action among mankind. If my child chose to become a fridge-magnet I would have to disown him, because I could not allow such a perversion in my family. What's next for him, would he become a spice rack, or worse, a pineapple?
And may I point out that this transformation only occurs rarely with the changeling fuzzy bears of the planet Mano-mano. So, even then it is rare.
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Originally Posted by sek929
Its a hard decison, either an ugly woman with nice feet, or a hot woman with awful feet.
As far as headscratchers go this is a dilly of a pickle....
"That's right.. I'm a surgeon."
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