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I've heard of lock-jaw.. but..
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Man, that's nuts.
/obvious
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois might be cold and flat, but at least it's ugly.
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Edit: Thankfully no picture...
BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.
According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.
The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.
"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.
He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.
Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
Some "Friend"....
I should have guessed that alcohol was a factor... but what made him keep in on for "two weeks!" And, the KEY broke off in the lock? How does that happen?
Motive: Let's see... that friend is a pschopathic jerk maybe? Or non existent.... 
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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2 weeks? That's nothing.
Being married I've had my nuts locked away for 12 years.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Yeah 12 years. And like you said in your first post, most likely alcohol played a major factor.
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Didn't we do this, like, yesterday? Or am I just having Day-Jaw-Voo?
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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cjrivera: you made me snort.
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"..a New Hampshire man.."
That explains it all.
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I've heard of dumber...
Well I mean... kind of obvious... I read the lounge.
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