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Baninated
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Mac Elite
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Baninated
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Cambridge, Chicago, Jerusalem (school/home/heart)
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A man who shot a living, breathing creature who was merely trying to live.
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Mac Enthusiast
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Addicted to MacNN
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Man with incredibly small penis shoots animal to feel masculine.
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois might be cold and flat, but at least it's ugly.
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I was thinking along the lines of...
"Now I gotta figure out how to get this thing off of Earl..."
or something a bit less jaded...
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Mac Enthusiast
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Location: The Nut Ranch
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Originally Posted by budster101
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]OK Mr Bear ..ready....cough.[/FONT]
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Dedicated MacNNer
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
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It might be awkward asking you this now that you're dead, but...
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777
It might be awkward asking you this now that you're dead, but...........
DO you bears really poop in the forest?
^ [FONT=Book Antiqua]fixed.[/FONT]
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Baninated
Join Date: Apr 2001
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"Man, now that I've been shot dead by this bastard, I hope the cameraman doesn't turn this photo into an internet forum caption thread."
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the early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese, and the brown bear got clawed.....to bad he was shot in the back.
at least i've got dinner til they find me to fix my leg.
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some people are like slinkys: they don't do much, but are fun to push down stairs.
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Addicted to MacNN  Join Date: Jul 2005
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"Why pay $85.99 for a retro-Teddy Ruxpin when I can nab my own bear for Little Johnny?"
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker
Man with incredibly small penis shoots animal to feel masculine.
And the first sexual reference came from *rimshot*
SWF !!!!1111oneone
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois might be cold and flat, but at least it's ugly.
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Originally Posted by budster101
After giving birth,imagine the shock when the mother bear thought she had used protection when having that last season fling with the grizzly man....
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Mac Enthusiast
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The hunter stares in astonishment; he thought he had seen some big @ssholes in his time, but this was the biggest by far.
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"In darkness there is strength, therefore strength is darkness."
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by budster101
Sad! 
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Professional Poster
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois might be cold and flat, but at least it's ugly.
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"Hank!" "HANK!"
"You want me to do what?, where? with what?"
"I'm f'ckn nuts?"
"Oh, you can eat them?"
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Baninated
Join Date: Apr 2001
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The bear's pain is over.. the poor bastard with a gun lives on.
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Professional Poster
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It's a dead bear. What's to caption?
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Administrator  Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: San Antonio TX USA
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"As his last act, the fatally wounded bear craps REALLY bad!"
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Glenn -----
OTR/L, MOT, Tx
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2000
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Man with incredibly small penis shoots animal to feel masculine.
Well said. 
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Slide to Unlock
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Baninated
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dead whale
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Maybe the bear had a small penis too. <--- courtesy of tastelessness inc.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois might be cold and flat, but at least it's ugly.
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Bravo. Bravo. (equally tasteless brown nosing maneuver in order to get in the good graces of teh CEO of tasteless inc. for that prized position of kiss azz junior v.p.)
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Professional Poster
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Originally Posted by bstone
A man who shot a living, breathing creature who was merely trying to live.
You wouldn't think that if you were standing where the camera is at and the guy with the gun saved your life, by stopping the bear from tearing your body to shreads.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois might be cold and flat, but at least it's ugly.
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"That bear will never mess with our pick-in-ick basket ever again...." ... now where is that other little one?
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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There were a several (10?) grizzly bears relocated to a town about an hour from where I live up the mountain. A few of them died naturally, and the rest died from "lead poisoning" after the local ranchers got fed up with the bears eating their cattle and damaging fences.
Obviously not the case here. This guy is an avid hunter and hot himself a big bear. Its a once in a lifetime thing, and probably a very big deal for him. In a lot of big game hunting, you only get one chance for this type of thing, and if you don't get your bear, you never will.
An avid hunter has more respect for nature and wildlife than most of us here ever will.
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Addicted to MacNN
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Originally Posted by DeathMan
There were a several (10?) grizzly bears relocated to a town about an hour from where I live up the mountain. A few of them died naturally, and the rest died from "lead poisoning" after the local ranchers got fed up with the bears eating their cattle and damaging fences.
Obviously not the case here. This guy is an avid hunter and hot himself a big bear. Its a once in a lifetime thing, and probably a very big deal for him. In a lot of big game hunting, you only get one chance for this type of thing, and if you don't get your bear, you never will.
An avid hunter has more respect for nature and wildlife than most of us here ever will.
If your "avid hunter" uses ALL of the animal for food then you can claim he "has more respect for nature and wildlife than most of us here ever will". But if the "avid hunter" in this photo is going to get this thing taxidermied and mounted, he has NO "respect for nature and wildlife".
You kill will animals for food or in self-defense, you don't kill them just to say you can/did.
 to this particular hunter.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Addicted to MacNN
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Bear... bear****er, do you need assistance?!
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Forum Regular
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Frozen Wastes of Troms�
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
If your "avid hunter" uses ALL of the animal for food then you can claim he "has more respect for nature and wildlife than most of us here ever will". But if the "avid hunter" in this photo is going to get this thing taxidermied and mounted, he has NO "respect for nature and wildlife".
You kill will animals for food or in self-defense, you don't kill them just to say you can/did.
to this particular hunter.
Of course, there is an itty-bitty chance that it actually WAS self-defence. But let's all assume it's not. Boo! Bad hunter person, hurting the cutie-wootie bear!
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Making sense is overrated.
Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -The fear of long words.
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Hunting is sport; and in many cases is required to control animal populations. All of you that like to look down upon those that partake in the sport of hunting as dumb-ass rednecks need to go take a long, unarmed walk through grizzly country.
And btw, an unarmed human is not at the top of the food chain.
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Addicted to MacNN
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That guy needs to put the rest of his suit on!
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Originally Posted by The Windozer
Of course, there is an itty-bitty chance that it actually WAS self-defence....
nah- look at how the body's lying and where he is. definitely "shot in the back"! 
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Forum Regular
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Originally Posted by m a d r a
nah- look at how the body's lying and where he is. definitely "shot in the back"!
I'd be scared if the bear attacked me with that end too.
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Making sense is overrated.
Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -The fear of long words.
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