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Aug 19, 2005, 04:15 PM
 
So...
"I cluck, therefor I am."
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:26 PM
 
Is this supposed to be a place to deposit "Yo Mama" jokes?
"Everything's so clear to me now: I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it.
That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it. Yeah. Before he let's loose the marmosets on us."
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:28 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jacob
So...
What.





This thread is now about ovrused internet cliches.

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Aug 19, 2005, 04:28 PM
 
what...
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:30 PM
 
Does this qualify as "mass +1"?
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:30 PM
 
^^ha!ha!

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Aug 19, 2005, 04:31 PM
 
You're mom has a mass of +1
"I cluck, therefor I am."
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:34 PM
 
Well, is that so. If your mom is looking north or south, her a$$ is in at least two different time zones…
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:37 PM
 
ouch.... well....I'll let you know when I think of one to get back at you with.
"I cluck, therefor I am."
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:39 PM
 
your mom went to college
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:44 PM
 
your momma wears army boots. meh.
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 04:49 PM
 
my mom went to the sixteenth chapel.
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 05:00 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jacob
You're mom has a mass of +1
But she has a spin of -2.

So what about "your mom?"
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Aug 19, 2005, 05:10 PM
 
Originally Posted by budster101
your momma wears army boots. meh.

Hey, now. This is about yo mama. Leave me out of it.
(Last edited by boots; Aug 19, 2005 at 05:28 PM. )

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Aug 19, 2005, 05:17 PM
 
Originally Posted by ghporter
But she has a spin of -2.

So you have to run two times around her to be at the start point again? How long does this take?
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 05:18 PM
 
snort.
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 05:20 PM
 
Your mrs dressed up like a whore, and then gets pissed when sleazy guys are always looking at her.

Did I do it right?
     
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Aug 19, 2005, 05:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by kevin
Did I do it right?
No, but your sister did last night. Tell her I said hi.


This thread is now about your sister.

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Aug 19, 2005, 05:31 PM
 
My sister is such a whore she get's paid by direct deposit... oh! gughugugughugu

     
   
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