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According to this article, of the 400 females at a high school in Ohio, 65 of them are pregnant.
Which wouldn't be funny at all except the school mascot is the Trojan!
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You drive on a parkway, yet park on a driveway.
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Donate your spare cycles - join TeamNN today!
Remember to check the Marketplace!
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Reminds me of the hamster that got it on with the ladies in the next cage.
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65?
Next stop, slutsville USA.
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Originally Posted by rickey939
You drive on a parkway, yet park on a driveway.
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there locks on the doors of Denny's? (open 24 hours)
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rickey - nice Steven Wright joke.
Heavy Fluid - nice Kermit Apio and Steven Wright left right combo.
Where were the girls giving it up that easy in my high school?
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Originally Posted by davesimondotcom
rickey - nice Steven Wright joke.
Jerry Seinfeld or Gallagher, not warped enough to be Steven Wright.
Here's some SW:
"I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there."
"One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building... I turned it... and the whole building started up.... So I drove it around.... A policeman stopped me for going too fast... He said, 'Where do you live?'... I said, 'Right here'... Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway."
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
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The Lord said 'Peter, I can see your house from here.'
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feet smell and noses run.
...not sure where I heard that, but whatever...
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"In a world without walls or fences, what need have we for windows or gates?"
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Originally Posted by ReggieX
Jerry Seinfeld or Gallagher, not warped enough to be Steven Wright.
Carlin, in the same monologue where he asks why you can prick your finger but you can't finger your ...
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He can be fixed -- you can't.
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And why, for heaven's sake, are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii? I mean they're nice, but the trip to the Mainland has to bite in terms of wiper performance!
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Remember when Gary Busey sustained brain damage after getting into a motorcycle accident on the way to an anti-helmet law protest? Can you guess if he was wearing a helmet or not?
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"You rise," he said, "like Aurora." 
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Originally Posted by Stradlater
Remember when Gary Busey sustained brain damage after getting into a motorcycle accident on the way to an anti-helmet law protest? Can you guess if he was wearing a helmet or not?
Busey is kinda nuts. Anyone seen him on Celebrity Fit Club? He and the Snapple lady don't get along.
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