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Atomic Rooster · Aug 25, 2005, 06:16 PM

How long before the Catholic Church gets in on this and absolves your sins online.

Has anybody here ever done it? Does it help?

http://grouphug.us/

http://www.dailyconfession.com/

zizban · Aug 25, 2005, 06:40 PM

Confessions are only good as you make them.

rickey939 · Aug 25, 2005, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster

How long before the Catholic Church gets in on this and absolves your sins online.

As long as they don't spill any holy water on my keyboard, I'm game. I think I'll iSight with my local priest here shortly.

production_coordinator · Aug 25, 2005, 08:52 PM

Bless m3 f^+4r 4 eye h^v sinXed.

C.J. Moof · Aug 25, 2005, 10:01 PM

Made me think of this site:

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

LilWolfChokingOnCigs68 · Aug 25, 2005, 10:17 PM

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Atomic Rooster · Aug 26, 2005, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by C.J. Moof

Made me think of this site:

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

Atomic Rooster · Aug 26, 2005, 01:07 AM

I have impure thoughts when I read some threads on this forum.

Bless me for I have sinned.

greenamp · Aug 26, 2005, 02:15 AM

http://www.dailyconfession.com/displayfeatures.asp

"Who Did That Come From?! - Mature Content

At the moment, I have my period. On Friday night I came home from work and changed. Yet, along with my tampon, out came a condom. I have no idea where or who it came from.
It could be from one of two guys I have been seeing, although to my memory I haven't had sex with either of them. I have been going to a lot of parties recently and many nights I have no recollection of at all.

On Tuesday night I woke up naked in one of the guys' beds, but assumed that because I was on my period we wouldn't have done anything. When I got home on Wednesday I noticed there was no tampon. All I can remember up to on Tuesday night is falling asleep on the taxi back to his house.

What I'm saying is that I know it was from him, but I don't remember getting to his house at all, all I can remember is falling asleep in the taxi.

I sound like your average whore. But I never meant to have sex with anyone. I'm sorry. I'm angry. I'm confused."

tracemhunter · Aug 26, 2005, 02:55 AM

ew. who would **** a girl with a tampon... still there? is the authors name mary because then we could call her "bloody mary" haha.

Railroader · Aug 26, 2005, 03:14 AM

I confess. I read this childish thread.

Atomic Rooster · Aug 26, 2005, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

I confess. I read this childish thread.

Wow! You are a good man/woman.

You are absolved.

Please pay 5 dollars to my Paypal account and it will become official.

Oisín · Aug 26, 2005, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by production_coordinator

Bless m3 f^+4r 4 eye h^v sinXXXed.

Fixed™.

turtle777 · Aug 26, 2005, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by LilWolfChokingOnCigs68

I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater ...

Let me guess: this was last year ?

-t

Scandalous Ion Cannon · Aug 26, 2005, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Let me guess: this was last year ?

-t

Oh shut your bitch hole. He was quoting Goonies.

turtle777 · Aug 26, 2005, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Scandalous Ion Cannon

Oh shut your bitch hole. He was quoting Goonies.

Ah well, have never heard of it. But is was Rob style, so I would not have been shocked...

-t

OpenStep · Aug 26, 2005, 09:05 PM

Kevin · Aug 26, 2005, 09:23 PM

Some people should not play with the HA HA guy.

The evil HA HA guy Karma will come back to haunt you for your ill-use of his powers.

budster101 · Aug 26, 2005, 09:30 PM

True Dat: it should have read:

Ha (picture) Ha

teh robstah loves 2
Hua-Hua-Hua-Huaaaaa!!!1!!

besson3c · Aug 26, 2005, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by LilWolfChokingOnCigs68

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

The Goonies, right?

I wonder who else gets this reference?

Edit: Star Wars Wookie Cannon with Leia's Right Bun got it....

Railroader · Aug 26, 2005, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster

Wow! You are a good man/woman.

You are absolved.

Please pay 5 dollars to my Paypal account and it will become official.

I never repented for it. I didn't ask for forgiveness. I simply confessed.

You don't quite understand the "system" do you?

budster101 · Aug 26, 2005, 10:44 PM

I would like to confess, that I also have mostly just skimmed over this thread, and am worse for the effort... somebody owes me money.

Railroader · Aug 26, 2005, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by budster101

I would like to confess, that I also have mostly just skimmed over this thread, and am worse for the effort... somebody owes me money.

I feel for ya man. I'm in the same boat.

Jacob · Aug 27, 2005, 12:48 AM

I confess....
I masturbate with a hamster

Railroader · Aug 27, 2005, 01:52 AM

Do both of you watch the same kind of porn?

JoshuaZ · Aug 27, 2005, 02:23 AM

I must confess. This one time, at orchestra camp, I played the violin for several hours.

I'm glad everyone knows that now.

sek929 · Aug 27, 2005, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

I must confess. This one time, at orchestra camp, I played the violin for several hours.

I'm glad everyone knows that now.

HA-HA!

besson3c · Aug 27, 2005, 01:49 PM

One time, I thought that Kevin played the triangle...

Oh yeah, and I also tried to buy a dog off of somebody in here.

besson3c · Aug 27, 2005, 03:19 PM

Wow... How embarrassing! I was hoping for a little support for having the guts to come out with this confession, but now I just feel silly.

Cubeoid · Aug 27, 2005, 03:25 PM

Best thread recently.

budster101 · Aug 27, 2005, 03:27 PM

How about a group hug? Not with me you homos, with each other...