Professor: Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".
Professor: Alright, how many fathoms?
Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.
Professor: I'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter.
Skipper: Alright, we'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter. Come on.
Gilligan: Okay, but I think we ought to scout around a bit first.
Skipper: (Talking about Gilligan) I don't dislike him. I mean, it's just that I'd like to kill him every now and then.
Gilligan: Skipper, are you asleep?
Skipper: [sarcastically] Yes.
Gilligan: Oh, well when you wake up will you tell me if you've seen my rabbit's foot?
Skipper: Gilligan, why don't you stop that. You don't know anything about space.
Gilligan: I know one thing about it. You take up more of it than I do.
Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.
- Gilligan's Island
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