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Sep 7, 2005, 06:20 PM
 
That will clean the insides of my ears? Fscking left is bothering me, I think its wax build up.
     
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Sep 7, 2005, 06:39 PM
 
Sorry, all my monkeys have pirate hooks. Bad for your ears.


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Sep 7, 2005, 06:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by Fred_Cokebottle
That will clean the insides of my ears? Fscking left is bothering me, I think its wax build up.
Do not try to clean it on your own! I did this a month ago resulting in the inability to on that ear for two days. It had to be cleaned by a doctor - what a relief!
     
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Sep 7, 2005, 06:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by andreas_g4
Do not try to clean it on your own! I did this a month ago resulting in the inability to on that ear for two days. It had to be cleaned by a doctor - what a relief!
Did your doctor have trained expert monkeys?
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Sep 7, 2005, 07:07 PM
 
Originally Posted by FulcrumPilot
Did your doctor have trained expert monkeys?
Of course not. Only proctologists have those.

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Sep 7, 2005, 07:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by dreilly1
Of course not. Only proctologists have those.
Yes he did. Protologists have trained expert snakes, at least in my (geographical) area.
     
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Sep 7, 2005, 07:48 PM
 
Try an ear candle!



I have no clue if they work. I found out about them while I was looking to a picture to put in the last earwax thread....

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Sep 7, 2005, 09:20 PM
 
umm... I use use q-tips every day or so. I hate water in my ear and or waxy buildup.
     
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Sep 7, 2005, 09:46 PM
 
I hear gorickey uses them to post on MacNN when his bot is out of order.
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Sep 7, 2005, 10:10 PM
 
Both my ears got so full of ear wax at college that I had to go to the doctor and they sprayed water into my ear to get it all out - it took forever!
     
   
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