okay friends, let's take a break and go to our fruit 'o' ministry toteboard and check our total. the way the toteboard works is this: we count up the number of souls that have been saved by this ministry and then subtract the number of souls that have been permanently hardened towards the gospel by this ministry - which produces the grand "fruit 'o' ministry" total.
tiffany! souls saved... 11. hearts irrevocably hardened... 153,000,000?!! people, we've got negative fruit!
brothers and sisters, i had a vision. i asked "who would witness to the lost men who frequent the mud wrestling emporiums so popular today?" "who would become all things to all men that some might be saved?" my vision is a reality today and now here they are, the all-christian female mud wrestling missionaries - sister sludge and the mud honeys - to perform interpretive mud wrestling.
these two excerpts are from "dr. edward daniel taylor - the miracle faith telethon" produced 1990 on alarma records (a "christian" record label) - terry taylor of daniel amos, da, swirling eddies (and numerous other projects) for those familiar.
it is, of course, a parody. however, this hits so close to one of the current threads that it seemed pertinent now some 15 years later.
besson, this should be a really soft, slow underhand pitch for you to take a swing at. ;-)
be well (and i hope you get a laugh out of this).
laeth
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