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Help the Photoshop impaired.
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Okay, I suck at Photoshop. Can someone whip up a cool sig with an alligator in it for me?
I'll even give you my pair of invisible goldfish as compensation.
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Baninated
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A pair of invisible goldfish? Dude, just say no.
Maybe I'll do it when you reach 500 posts. 
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Oh ok:
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So, how much is shipping on a pair of invisible goldfish?
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Caffeinated Theme Master  Join Date: Nov 1999
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(Last edited by effgee; Sep 14, 2005 at 07:31 AM.
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Originally Posted by effgee
effgee posted...game over.
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Posting Junkie
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effgee's the man.
Still, here's something ...
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Baninated
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I bow to efgee's excellence.
((((((((((bow))))))))))))
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What, not plate of alligator meat? I'm disappointed. Thems good eats!
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/still drawing with left hand
//got nothin'
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Originally Posted by rickey939
effgee posted...game over.
vs.
Game was over long before 
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Posting Junkie
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Originally Posted by effgee
here's my suggestion:
I dunno, Think the praise has gone to his head. He had to come back with the winning entry.
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Caffeinated Theme Master Join Date: Nov 1999
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I just love the look in the little dude's eyes ...
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How do you guys do it? Those are awesome.
If any of you recall, my images in photoshop had transparency problems. Then, when I tried to shrink a photo of a gator down to something reasonable, it was unrecognizeable.
This has got to be the funniest picture yet.
I'll have to save them all and go through them about one a month - I really can't choose a single one.
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Originally Posted by alligator
How do you guys do it?
Mine was created with too much time on my hands, extreme boredom at work, and my left hand.
Maury
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Originally Posted by RAILhead
Mine was created with too much time on my hands, extreme boredom at work, and my left hand.
Maury
Whoa, you finally have a sig of your own!
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I'm sorry to say that I can't give the winner my invisible goldfish anymore. My wife drank them last night. A memorial service will be held on Friday at the church on main street. Everyone is welcome to attend.
I'm not too sad though, they were survived by my newt.
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Hmm, my sig is not working. I wonder why?
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Originally Posted by alligator
Hmm, my sig is not working. I wonder why?
What code are you using to display the image?
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Originally Posted by rickey939
Whoa, you finally have a sig of your own!
Yeah, I'm working up a new look, so I thought I'd make a pic rather than just a text sig.
Maury
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This is the nice thing about having a buncha photoshopers around... free graphic design work
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
HAHAHAAHA!!
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Originally Posted by AKcrab
HAHAHAAHA!!
Rickey is as old as most alligators...
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
F**kin' hilarious!
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Originally Posted by alligator
Hmm, my sig is not working. I wonder why?
The alligator killed it ?!?! 
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Originally Posted by history1me
Moves like one too.
Proof?
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Originally Posted by rickey939
Proof?
Q: How fast can an alligator run on land?
A: I've been told in the past by a ranger that an alligator can run as fast as 35 miles per hour, but not for a long time. But please -- don't try to find this out for yourself! As with all wildlife, they aren't likely to bother you if you don't bother them. So, stay safe and watch from a distance.
Moving like an alligator would be a compliment, i think.
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Originally Posted by AKcrab
Moving like an alligator would be a compliment, i think.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
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Alright, I know the rule about resurecting threads older than six months - but I had to do this to save the wear and tear on my fingers to type out a new thread like this.
For those who know me, I've basically gone through all of the signatures offered above. I know people get tired of the same old signatures on messages over and over again. I need some new signatures to make it easy on your eyes when I respond to your threads.
This time I'll offer up a device that can make water defy gravity! It's cordless and portable! You can tamper with the secrets of the Earth! Your friends will be amazed!
The secret behind this device is yours if you can create some new signatures for me . . .
Please?
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Rickey's as old as most alligators, and that signature still rocks the house!
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Yay, I like alligators.
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Originally Posted by alligator
Okay, I suck at Photoshop. Can someone whip up a cool sig with an alligator in it for me?
I'll even give you my pair of invisible goldfish as compensation.
I don't recall you making good on paying up to anyone for your last batch of sigs! Anyone? Anyone get a pair of invisible goldfish?
I'm withholding my Photoshop skills until I have some assurances that you'll actually pay up to the winner this time around 
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What? How can you say I never paid up? I specifically left them in that glass of water on the counter. You didn't drink them, did you?
Anyway, the secret to cause water to defy gravity can be shared via these forums. No need to incur any shipping costs.
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