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A Bubba joke
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A Bubba joke
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends,
Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl
said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the
body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician
rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them
two assholes."
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Give petty people just a little bit of power and watch how they misuse it! You can't silence the self doubt, can you?
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 i liked it - thanks for sharing
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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We aim to please! 
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Give petty people just a little bit of power and watch how they misuse it! You can't silence the self doubt, can you?
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hahahahaha. thanks for the laugh. gonna pass that one around.
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Good one
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Look after my manor, or I will bum you, literally, to death.
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