[andreas_g4]

How's the mons veneris of a female bodybuilder called?

-> venus bone


Your turn.

[Hugi]

Peter: Oh, okay, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. Now, a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let 'im kill?
Brian: That's, that's not a riddle. That's, that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong! It's the ugly one.

[olePigeon]

Just watch Mad TV.

[hickey]

how do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle...


...nail its other hand to the floor

[rickey939]

Two fisherman are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea. "What's this?" asked the first fisherman, "It looks as if someone is drowning!"
"No," explained the second fisherman, "It's just a little wave."

[MaxPower2k3]

Originally Posted by olePigeon

Just watch Mad TV.

or SNL.

[residentEvil]

or anything on UPN or WB

[JoshuaZ]

Ewww.... UPN...

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Dam.

[OldManMac]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


"I already told you twice!"

[wallinbl]

LEXINGTON , KY (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a
courtroom drama in Lexington yesterday when he challenged a court ruling
over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his
aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that
family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently
a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of
allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University
of Kentucky Wildcat football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not
capable of beating anyone.

[MacNStein]

Originally Posted by wallinbl

LEXINGTON , KY (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a
courtroom drama in Lexington yesterday when he challenged a court ruling
over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his
aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that
family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently
a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of
allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University
of Kentucky Wildcat football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not
capable of beating anyone.

No, no, that IS funny.