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Start the internet
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I just got a new PIN/TAN sheet from my bank and - I am so thankful - they provide a manual how to use it. But I can't even understand the first step, which reads:
1 - Start the internet.
Huh? How do I do that?
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Coax the hamster onto its wheel, silly!
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Can it be a usual hamster, or is a trained expert hamster needed? They don't say anything on the kind of hamster I need to use.
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The hard part is stopping the internet again afterwards.
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Making sense is overrated.
Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -The fear of long words.
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Originally Posted by The Windozer
The hard part is stopping the internet again afterwards.
Why ? Just lure the hamster out of the wheel, silly !
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You should contact Al Gore!
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Why ? Just lure the hamster out of the wheel, silly !
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But it has sharp teeth...
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Making sense is overrated.
Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -The fear of long words.
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Does the hamster have big talons?
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I had a hamster when I was a kid... it bit my finger all the way through my finger nail. So I didn't feed it for a week and it died.
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That totally makes sense and derails this thread.
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a solitary firefly flies at nite
into the darkness an endless flight
a million flashes of delight.
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Originally Posted by MacMan4000
I had a hamster when I was a kid... it bit my finger all the way through my finger nail. So I didn't feed it for a week and it died.
Good lord!
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Originally Posted by Ozmodiar
Good lord!
Wazzup?
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Originally Posted by FulcrumPilot
Call the Ha-Ha-man.
 Wazzup ?
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Ha! Ha! Nice one turtle777, you're a geninue joker.
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Originally Posted by wdlove
You should contact Al Gore
Yeah... contact your bank's customer service department and let them know that Al Gore already started the internet.
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No no no no no! You guys have it all wrong! You start the internet by double clicking on the E for Internet. Stupid people. E stands for internet, because internet is spelt wrong, so you click on the E and it opens a window and then the internet is on. That said you shouldn't leave the internet on too long otherwise you could get hairy palms from too much use.
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Or the computer can explode.
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Dude, didn't you buy an official 'internet' CD from MS?
I still love when people refer to IE as the only source of the internet.
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1 - Start the internet.
Huh? How do I do that?
You put a quarter in.
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Originally Posted by MacMan4000
I had a hamster when I was a kid... it bit my finger all the way through my finger nail. So I didn't feed it for a week and it died.
my internet slowed down for a week or so and then it died until i set up my own hamsternet®
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wow. A search at Google for "start teh intarwebs" reveals on the first page my macnn profile!
 I AM FAMOUS!
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