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mojo2 · Oct 4, 2005, 11:47 AM

GREAT & POSITIVE things for which the world can thank the USA?

Just spray and walk away.

AND I SWEAR TO HEAVEN I DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE FOLLOWING STORY UNTIL I WAS LOOKING FOR THE IMG TO POST.

I SWEAR!!!

November 11, 2004
Coroner: Arafat Died of Tilex Poisoning
by Scott Ott
(2004-11-11) -- The coroner for the Palestinian Authority today announced that former Chairman Yassir Arafat died from "acute Tilex poisoning," and blamed the CIA and Mossad, the Israeli intelligence service.

"Infidel agents infiltrated Chairman Arafat's personal quarters and sprayed his bathtub with Tilex, a deadly toxin to certain lifeforms," said an unnamed spokesman for the coroner. "We believe the bathtub was poisoned up to two years ago, but Chairman Arafat's exposure came only recently, due to his personal hygiene schedule."

The coroner said his report "ensures Mr. Arafat's status as a martyr, which helps to overcome his shameful legacy as the man who signed a peace accord with Israel."

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001919.html

Maybe it's a HOAX?

turtle777 · Oct 4, 2005, 11:48 AM

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!111!11oneoneeleventybillion

-t

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Oct 4, 2005, 11:54 AM

I heard Jesus died the same way

nredman · Oct 4, 2005, 01:55 PM

i thought he died from spraying too much Febreze on his turban

CRASH HARDDRIVE · Oct 4, 2005, 02:01 PM

"Infidel agents infiltrated Chairman Arafat's personal quarters and sprayed his bathtub with Tilex, a deadly toxin to certain lifeforms," said an unnamed spokesman for the coroner.

Well it does say Tilex prevents scum buildup.

Tilex.

CRASH HARDDRIVE · Oct 4, 2005, 02:04 PM

hopefully the infidel agents have this in store for Hamas:

JoshuaZ · Oct 4, 2005, 08:59 PM

Windex. Watch out for it.

Almost as bad as killer tofu, only blue.

Rolling Bones · Oct 4, 2005, 09:12 PM

KABOOM THICK LIQUID TOILET CLEANER

*NOTE: Do not sit on toilet after use.

Cubeoid · Oct 4, 2005, 11:21 PM

Thank you AMERICA!!!!!1

Warung · Oct 5, 2005, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by CRASH HARDDRIVE

Well it does say Tilex prevents scum buildup.

Hey, maybe they should try using it at the White House then?

Ulrich Kinbote · Oct 5, 2005, 08:29 AM

Yes. And if he'd washed down a bowl of Rice Bubbles with Coke his stomach would have exploded.

What a crock of Urban Myth shite.

macmad · Oct 5, 2005, 08:56 AM

James L · Oct 5, 2005, 09:40 AM

"We believe the bathtub was poisoned up to two years ago, but Chairman Arafat's exposure came only recently, due to his personal hygiene schedule."

Am I really the only person who finds this funny?

andi*pandi · Oct 5, 2005, 09:46 AM

this thread is not what I expected.

but

for the fred and ginger pic.

ReggieX · Oct 5, 2005, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by nredman

i thought he died from spraying too much Febreze on his turban

"If ya gotta die, die fresh!"

KeriVit · Oct 5, 2005, 03:18 PM

Enn Eff Ell

mojo2 · Oct 5, 2005, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

this thread is not what I expected.

Me neither.

but

for the fred and ginger pic.

Me, too.

Another thing the world can thank the USA for is Jazz music!

PacHead · Oct 5, 2005, 10:02 PM

Tilex poisoning ?

I'm more inclined to believe the arafat AIDS theory, but tilex works too. Either way, the old bozo is six feet under and that's good enough for me.

mojo2 · 02:29 AM

Nanotechnology, anyone?

Eriamjh · Oct 6, 2005, 06:25 AM

Arafat shouldn't have licked those tiles.

Kevin · Oct 6, 2005, 06:29 AM

mojo2 · Oct 6, 2005, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

The Three Men Most Responsible For The Internet As We Know It Today.

ghporter · Oct 6, 2005, 10:07 AM

I died from my toothpaste once.

I got better.

Kevin · Oct 6, 2005, 01:24 PM

Wah?

nath · Oct 6, 2005, 01:30 PM

CRASH HARDDRIVE · Oct 7, 2005, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

mojo2 · Oct 7, 2005, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by CRASH HARDDRIVE

ghporter · Oct 7, 2005, 07:40 AM

Well it was really nasty toothpaste, but you can't tell that until you use it, right?

Anyway I wasn't dead for long, and like I said, I got better.

Maybe there was Tilex in the toothpaste...

turtle777 · Oct 7, 2005, 08:50 AM

:yawn:

This thread is so dead...

-t

Ulrich Kinbote · Oct 7, 2005, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Who the f**ks this?

Warung · Oct 7, 2005, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Ulrich Kinbote

Who the f**ks this?

Kevin's dad.

PacHead · Oct 7, 2005, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

:yawn:

This thread is so dead...

-t

And so is Arafat.

Cubeoid · Oct 7, 2005, 01:01 PM

What's going on?

Ulrich Kinbote · Oct 7, 2005, 01:02 PM

No. This is a dead thread

iDriveX · Oct 7, 2005, 01:48 PM

Thank you America for making breast implants more culturally accepted:

PacHead · Oct 7, 2005, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by iDriveX

Thank you America for making breast implants more culturally accepted:

I detect sarcasm.

What's wrong with breast implants ? Personally, I prefer natural breasts myself, but I'm pretty sure that plenty of flat chested (small boobed) women are grateful for their fake boobs.

iDriveX · Oct 7, 2005, 02:45 PM

Nah, you read into it wrong, read my other posts and you will discover I like beautiful women, that are unnaturally skinny with fake tits. So Seriously, thank you America.

Kevin · Oct 7, 2005, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Warung

Kevin's dad.

You KNOW it sugar-tits.