[Cubeoid]

Regret to inform you of a shortage, at this time we can not give specific details or briefings of detials related to this shortage. If at any time or hour of the day or night you feel uneasy or sense the coming on of the shortage, we urge you to hold your anger to yourself and exercise the correct form of self restraint. We acknowledge that these are troubled times and promise to continue to serve to the best of our abilities, we hold nobody responsible for the shortage, although we wish to inform everybody that once the shortage gets out of proportion which is deemed comfortable by the general population, some of you will be judged and held responsible for the shortage. We hope to come to terms with the fiasco as we get more details. Please continue your resolve and have faith in our efforts of response to the shortage.

[iMOTOR]

Ran out of hash-browns again?

[Cubeoid]

This just in: We will soon be making an annoncement regarding news of details of the shortage. Please stay tuned. Turn off your television and lock your bird houses in the meantime.

[iMOTOR]

I'm gonna miss these tasty little fkers

[Cubeoid]

This just in! There is no shortage! There is no shortage! There is no shortage! News of the shortage has shocked citizens but now they are being told to relax as news of the shortage has been fabricated. People are advised to relax and have a drink.

[Ratm]

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Hope this comes out right... please, sir, if you are able, make more of these.

[11011001]

If there was a shortage it might be my fault. I haven't been working as hard at not working hard as I should have. I will work harder, at not working hard.