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junk mail: "IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT"
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2001
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IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT
Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying, but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Church?
Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events in the last minute?
Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?
Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bible?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?
Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?
IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?
Now that you've read this message, forward it to anybody that you consider a friend, family member or foe (enemy). If you don't do it not only you will deprive yourself from being blessed, but you will also do that to others who may need God in their life.
edited because the formatting was insane, & i don't even know if it was intended to be like that or not, it's just how it showed up in my inbox
(Last edited by forkies; Oct 11, 2005 at 07:13 AM.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Oct 2000
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A bit off base, in my personal experience, but it's easily the finest piece of spam I've ever seen.
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"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground." TJ
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Toronto, ON
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Isn't it strange that people want to share spam on messageboards? 
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The Lord said 'Peter, I can see your house from here.'
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In yer threads
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Frickersville
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Originally Posted by ReggieX
Isn't it strange that people want to share spam on messageboards?
isn't it strange that the people who complain about sharing of spam on messageboards use phrases from said spam?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Originally Posted by forkies
IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?
no, it's not strange
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one post closer to five stars
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I'm glad my SpamAssassin works so great !
They should install SA for posts here.
-t
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Minnesota - Twins Territory
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not everyone fits into your strange little quote thingy
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Actually its not strange at all. Please stop sending me spam via forums.
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Professional Poster
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[edit: argghh!! Didn't realize someone sent you this]
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Actually its not strange at all. Please stop sending me spam via forums.
*hits fake bounce with this post*
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Originally Posted by Kevin
*hits fake bounce with this post*
*hits head from this post*
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
*hits head from this post*
OHZ NOZ!!!
*calls teh whambulance!"
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2001
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Aahahahahah.. that's a pretty funny joke.
Oh wait, maybe they were serious. It seems that the point of the message is: church is a complete waste of time and money, the bible sucks, and no one really likes church anyways.
How did that help me find God?
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by 11011001
AIt seems that the point of the message is: church is a complete waste of time and money, the bible sucks, and no one really likes church anyways.
You see this point, because it's the one you want to see. 
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Originally Posted by 11011001
Aahahahahah.. that's a pretty funny joke.
Oh wait, maybe they were serious. It seems that the point of the message is: church is a complete waste of time and money, the bible sucks, and no one really likes church anyways.
How did that help me find God?
Darn... you beat me too.
In news recently Alabama's governor said that the hurricane was God's wrath for our sinful lives. Worse, 1/3 of people in Alabama polled agreed with him.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Speaking of which, where's SaltyChicken?
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This is a computer-generated message and needs no signature.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Originally Posted by Randman
Speaking of which, where's SaltyChicken?
Spontaneous Congest..., uhm, Combustion ?
-t
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