[vexborg]

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because
you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

[BlueSky]

What happened to the Kitchen Poopie?

[Pendergast]

Originally Posted by BlueSky

What happened to the Kitchen Poopie?

Got to go to that thread where besson3c exposed his theory of true love.

[Nexus5]

Originally Posted by vexborg

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because
you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

[acadian]

Encyclopedia Pooptannica

[nredman]

i thought the guide to poopie was funny, guess i have a sick sense of humor

[Albert Pujols]

I found it funny.

what about The Green Poopie?

[wdlove]

A sunny read for a Sunday afternoon.

[rambo47]

Here's some Halloween Poopie

[JoshuaZ]

How about the `Morning After Eating Chinese Food` poopie. A killer of many.

[vinster]

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

How about the `Morning After Eating Chinese Food` poopie. A killer of many.

... Or the morning-after-a-really-spicy-curry poopie. Now that's a jolt to the ol' colon!

[11011001]

Worst poopie is by far the beer-and-20-nuclear-wing poopie. Sooo good going down, like an exorcism coming out.

[ghporter]

Any poopie after eating too much spicy food-curry, chilis, whatever-is a very bad poopie.

[vexborg]

Originally Posted by ghporter

Any poopie after eating too much spicy food-curry, chilis, whatever-is a very bad poopie.

Your arse ends up being red raw and with a feeling of burning!