K. here's why life is good:
Cherry Cider. I bought some from that Knudson brand... tastes fantastic. However, a few ice cubes, and a shot or two of triple sec, and WOW it makes the taste buds have a dancy party. It's freaking awesome! Way better than bacardi 0 and cranberry juice, which is also pretty effing tasty.
Pumpkin seeds: Wash in a strainer so they aren't all slimey. Remove orange stringy stuff. Place seeds in bowl. Dump enough olive oil in to coat them, then crack fresh pepper over the top. Don't be afraid of it. Then add a bunch of Lawry's Season anything on the face of this planet including turds and it will somehow taste good becauase our main ingredient is crack salt, and also some garlic powder. Fresh garlic would be better, but I was lazy. Spread out evenly on a pan, and place in an oven preheated to 350 for 20-30 minutes. Every 5 minutes or so, take them out and stir them up to avoid sticking and help them cook evenly.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm deliciousness.