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You know what's fan-freaking-tastic?
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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When you get c ock blocked. I ****in' love it.
I complain only because it's becoming a persistent problem and it's all due to one girl.
Whenever she sees me talking to another girl, she wanders over and puts herself in the middle.
Take tonight for example. I'm walking a girl back to my place and we see the girl in question. I try to steer clear, but she catches up to the girl i'm with and me, and manages to somehow put herself directly between us. So now, apparently, I'm not only walking the girl that I wanted to bring back, but also cpt. cock blocker too.
And when I say to her that I'm going home with the pretty girl, the other invites herself back too, so that we can all hang out, which is to say she'll try to cuddle up against me while the girl I want to be with looks on highly impressed with the whole situation.
So, blah blah blah, HOW THE **** DO I GET RID OF THE UNWANTED GIRL?? this is turning into a big problem. Whether at the bar, on the street, or at my place, she's consistently blocking other girls from me.
The problem is that she's my roomate's best friend from when they were growing up, so I have to be nice.
And I don't know how to diplomatically rid myself of the baggage while maintaining the interest of the pretty girl.
...I need a blog.
Oh, she also borrowed one of my shirts to wear home so that I'll have to go over and pick it up tomorrow...if I want it back.
...I've lost a shirt now too.
Brutal end to the night.
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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tell her what she is doing to you... at best she does not realize it, at worst you will hurt her feelings... but letting her do what she is doing will not work...
Create your boundries, sad... but true...
GO get your shirt tomorrow and when you are there sit her down and tell her you dont appreciate her getting in the way... sh*t just flat out tell her that you dont want her to "cock block" you...
this makes you sound like a friend and lets her know that you are not INTERESTED IN HER!
she might cry... but fuggit, what she is doing is just cruel and unusual...
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HHAHAHHAaHaHAHahAhhaHAHaHahahaHaHaHAHaHaHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA
And I agree with PD. I would have told her the first time she tried something like that. What I want to know is, why you've waited so long to say anything. Do you enjoy blueballs?
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Just tell her that you're no interested in her, and if she doesn't accept it, just be a dick about the whole situation. She'll understand, and if she doesn't **** her..
Works like a charm. (I've never done it, but I think it may work)
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Pork her, somewhere uncomfortable, then don't call the next day.
Girls hate that.
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Like the back of a Volkswagen?
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Have them both?
/just sayin'
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
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Originally Posted by RAILhead
Have them both?
/just sayin'
Just my idea. I cannot see the real problem here…
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
I've done it in the back of a VW, and she married me anyway! 
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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Ya, I should've told her the first time but there a whole bunch of social-web type problems I was hoping to avoid. She has some gorgeous friends that I don't want to alienate.
But anyway, super drunk when I wrote that...got a late night call that salvaged the night, in the end
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did you get your shirt back?
oooh, quick reply is back, and look, it has quick edit too. nice one guys, nice one.
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I had this happen to me last year. I remember one night I was watching a movie and it mostly consisted of me scooting over, the girl scooting over and trying to lean on my shoulder, me scooting over, etc. Finally I got to the end of the couch and had to scoot forward. She'd usually make up stuff about girls I was interested in and tell it to my friends to try and discourage me. Once she made the mistake of getting into an elevator with one of my exs (who was still a close friend) and babbling on about how wonderful I was. The last time I saw her she had actually wandered into a room where I was hanging out on a bed alone with my current girlfriend. I think she got the point after that.
So just get the girl to come with you to another room for a second and stall the stalker long enough maybe so she can walk in on you and the other girl. 
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Once you wanted revolution, now you're the institution, how's it feel to be the man?
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Freakin hamster...
OOOOOOOooooo you can edit in place now.
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Once you wanted revolution, now you're the institution, how's it feel to be the man?
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Have you tried pooping in her kitchen?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Have you tried pooping in her kitchen?
that may work in this situation.
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Speaking of which, I heard a story about a horrible version of that.
Sneak into the house of someone you hate, in the middle of the night. Poop, and place said poop in the oven on low.
Eight hours later, everything in the house needs to be shampooed or thrown out.
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I love the U.S., but we need some time apart.
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Thats the worst thing I`ve ever heard. Ever.
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brapper you're disgusting.
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Originally Posted by Ratm
brapper you're disgusting.
Woah. I didn't say I did it, I just heard about it.
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Anyway, the point is, you need to poop in her kitchen.
Don't procrastinate.
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pork her.
call her the next day, set up a rendezvous. (she'll be happy, momentarily)
this is where you get the shirt back. if she looks particularly good that afternoon, pork her again.
end the day at her place. on your way out (for good) pop a pre-wrapped poop in the oven on low.
it doesn't need to be from your ass although that would make it sweeter.
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Oh, I forgot to update.
I got my shirt back yesterday when I went over to "visit" her housemate. Snagged it, and got out of there.
No poop and no porking required. Pretty ideal.
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Don't poop tomorrow, when you can poop today!!! (Bush's baked beans will help!)
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F her. If she's nasty, get really drunk and F her. While going at it, just totally disrespect her. Yada yada yada, call her the wrong name and just walk away. No cuddling. Just leave.
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DP. damn you SUBMIT button!
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Originally Posted by rozwado1
F her. If she's nasty, get really drunk and F her. While going at it, just totally disrespect her. Yada yada yada, call her the wrong name and just walk away. No cuddling. Just leave.
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