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peeing + car + traffic = ?
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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What to do if you're stuck in traffic and you have to pee?
Oh and you just cleaned out all the garbage and stuff out of your car the day before.
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Well if you're really stuck in traffic, just get out and pee on the side of the road.
Other wise piss out the window.
[edit: And yes, the first suggestion actually works. I've done it. Stupid traffic coming back from Tahoe on a Sunday evening in the middle of a snowstorm.  ]
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Don't listen to the beginning of Champaigne Supernova.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Interesting, well today a buddy of mine was drunk, he was a passenger though... naturally he needed to piss really bad. Soo we pulled over and he jumped a stone fence and peed in the middle of some guys lawn. The guy in the house was pretty confused.
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Didn't have any cups or bottles or anything? Then, pull over and piss in a bush. Of course, this is all probably more difficult for women.
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Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
What to do if you're stuck in traffic and you have to pee?
Oh and you just cleaned out all the garbage and stuff out of your car the day before.
Aim for your mouth and start drinking? Think of it as a lemonade fountain. 
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Well my friends car has enough holes in it I could just wipe it out and aim it into one and just drain over the road while driving LOL
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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You could always p*ss in a clothing and throw it at the next tooting bastard's front shield… That'd be fun! That'd also work for girls!
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Join Date: Jan 2000
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I've had to pee during a red light turning left; opened the door and leaned out peeing all over...thru that red light and the green arrow. people behind me were mildly upset and i got a few honks. but damn, i HAD to go. i couldn't wait no more.
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Pull off to the side of the rode and "fix" the passenger side window...
...or sit in a pool of your own urine until you get home. It's your choice.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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I would be interested to hear how you managed the urgency to pee and traffic. 
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