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Cubeoid · Nov 14, 2005, 10:29 PM

So they are still here. Walking around my powerbook as I write this. I am so frustrated. These damn horrible ants. I don't like them. I want them all to go away. I am angry with the ants my friends, very angry. I hope some ant experts come along and help me soon, or my anger will reach level 6. For those who know not much about ants, you are free to help me deal with this terrible terrible problem by posting animated pictures of ants. I hope they leave me alone. I am so angry right now.

rickey939 · Nov 14, 2005, 10:31 PM

wdlove · Nov 14, 2005, 10:32 PM

I'm sorry to hear that Cubeoid. I will check a book on the subject tomorow.

production_coordinator · Nov 14, 2005, 10:33 PM

I [heart] ants!

Tesseract · Nov 14, 2005, 10:37 PM

Cubeoid · Nov 14, 2005, 10:37 PM

I've never seen an ant making a bold statement, wearing a military police helmet, or wearing an oversized sweatshirt. This is exactly where the problem begins, people sympathaZING with ants, for what reason? We should eradicate them. They sometimes walk on me and I don't like it. Ants are not welcome.

Tesseract · Nov 14, 2005, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Methinks some legs are missing.

rickey939 · Nov 14, 2005, 10:39 PM

Cubeoid · Nov 14, 2005, 10:41 PM

Whoa. Rickey939 just changed his signature to black...surely the most awesome one looking so far. I hope you're not supporting the ants rickey939!!!!111 btw. That ant picture you posted is disgusting.

besson3c · Nov 14, 2005, 10:42 PM

You need to find the Queen ant. The best way to find the Queen ant is to find the King ant, and make him look attractive so that the Queen ant wants to have sex with him. If you poison the King, when he has sex the Queen will die too.

The trick is making the King look sexy even though he has been injected with poison. I suggest a good pair of slacks. You can buy slacks on eBay, but the problem is getting them on the King without him moving too much so that you can't get them on. A good way to get him to stop moving so much is to kill him. Then poison him, find the Queen ant, put on some Barry White, and call it a day.

Cubeoid · Nov 14, 2005, 10:43 PM

They are walking on my "A Short History of Africa" book! ArrrrrghhhhH!!

rickey939 · Nov 14, 2005, 10:45 PM

Albert Pujols · Nov 14, 2005, 10:49 PM

get Raid.

besson3c · Nov 14, 2005, 10:53 PM

You're pretty resourceful and obedient Ricky...

How about some animated pictures of bears holding bullhorns?

SpaceMonkey · Nov 14, 2005, 11:20 PM

Make sure you do your research first:

Cubeoid · Nov 14, 2005, 11:24 PM

I feel like Michael Jackson singing that song.. "Leave me aloooooooooooooooooooooooonneee, leave me allooooooooo ooooo oooonnneeeee. (except I'm singing to a group of ants)

besson3c · Nov 14, 2005, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

I feel like Michael Jackson singing that song.. "Leave me aloooooooooooooooooooooooonneee, leave me allooooooooo ooooo oooonnneeeee. (except I'm singing to a group of ants)

Michael Jackson could restart his failing career if he were to sing to a group of ants!

Maybe I should be his agent.

iLikebeer · Nov 14, 2005, 11:33 PM

Cover your whole body, your entire room, and your Powerbook in Pepto Bismol. I guarantee you will no longer have an ant problem. And you will feel more regular to boot.

Or do 2(3) shots of Nyquil and have a beer, then the ants will tell you why they bother you.
I recommend cherry, death green is no bueno.

besson3c · Nov 14, 2005, 11:35 PM

What happens when your anger reaches Level 7, Cubeoid? How many levels do you have?

Cubeoid · Nov 14, 2005, 11:41 PM

Cubeoid has 19 levels of anger. In Level 7, which I am now very near, I frown all the time and make excesive use of the angry face

Level 19 is reallly not something you wana be arround besson3c. Cubeoid.

besson3c · Nov 14, 2005, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Cubeoid has 19 levels of anger. In Level 7, which I am now very near, I frown all the time and make excesive use of the angry face

Level 19 is reallly not something you wana be arround besson3c. Cubeoid.

Do I have to fight a boss when I get to the end of a level?

Cubeoid · Nov 14, 2005, 11:47 PM

Yes.

<--- you. (wario)

besson3c · Nov 14, 2005, 11:50 PM

11011001 · Nov 15, 2005, 12:47 AM

We made a simulation ant colony in one of our AI classes. In one, we programmed the behavior, in the other we let the ants evolve. It was frightening stuff!! At the end of it all, the ants had evolved how to pick up and gather food, as well as how to pick up each other to gather food. Next step, I'm sure, was to pick up and use you to gather food. Chilling. We terminated the simulation promptly at the end of the semester.. who knows what we might have created.. no no.. who we might have created. o.O

TailsToo · Nov 15, 2005, 01:08 AM

iLikebeer · Nov 15, 2005, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by TailsToo

Ooooooh, nice! One of my favorite Atari games ever! It always reminds me of the final battle in Ender's Game. I never understood the point of the game, but I never had a problem beating any of the levels.

Cubeoid, anteaters make good pets.