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Guy fixes computers in exchange for sex
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: England | San Francisco
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Senior User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Grosse Pointe, MI
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Ya, this guy wins teh intarweb
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Beer and Cheese land
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That's hilarious. Now all he needs to do is setup video cameras and he could make even more money.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your Anus
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Well, considering the amount of free tech support I give my wife's company...
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your Anus
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Well, considering the amount of free tech support I give my wife's company...
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Forum Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cleveland, Oh
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I think I choose the wrong career 
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Beer and Cheese land
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Fresh-Faced Recruit
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Dang, that's a great idea!
//Runs off to do some "Tech Support"
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You know that this guy probably recommends Windows on all his client's machines.
He'd get no "action" if they switched to OS X.
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by cjrivera
You know that this guy probably recommends Windows on all his client's machines.
He'd get no "action" if they switched to OS X.
He he, true, true... 
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Hamburg
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No threads about MacNN members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: PDX
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Dude needs to work at the Genius Bar. Cuz he is truly a genius.
God, why couldn't I have thought of this when I was in college?
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Capital of the World
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Not a bad idea at all, it's a legitimate exchange of services.
Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scan—she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job.
I actually fixed a Mac awhile back for a hot looking female friend of my girlfriends. I did it for nothing since I am a nice guy, but I will definitely demand a sex barter next time. When women have nothing else of value to barter with, sex is always an option.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Originally Posted by ::maroma::
Dude needs to work at the Genius Bar.
Never gonna happen.
If the dude worked at the Genius Bar, he'd only get paid in cash and Apple discounts.
That's liking taking a pay cut.
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: President Skroob's Office
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He's rather unattractive.
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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I have to pay some girls to *not* have sex with me.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I have to pay some girls to *not* have sex with me.
We DO understand
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Originally Posted by turtle777
We DO understand
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Hey, where did you find this picture of my Mom?
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Capital of the World
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Hey, where did you find this picture of my Mom?
Turtle was fixing her computer last night.
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Forum Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cleveland, Oh
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He walked right into that one!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Hey, where did you find this picture of my Mom?
So, you pay your mom to *not* have sex with you ? 
That explains. You are excused from all further insult...
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: PDX
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Originally Posted by turtle777
So, you pay your mom to *not* have sex with you ?
Moms can be persistent little buggers!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by ::maroma::
Moms can be persistent little buggers!
True, but MY mom never hit on me.
Uhm, take that back, she hit on me with a bamboo stick many times
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Originally Posted by turtle777
So, you pay your mom to *not* have sex with you ?
That explains. You are excused from all further insult...
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Sorry, you missed this opening the first time around.... I win!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Aug 2001
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So these women are getting rid of viruses by doing something that could allow them to contract a different virus?
Sounds like a Microsoft Systems patch...
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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Forum Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cleveland, Oh
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Boston, MA
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That's awesome.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: somewhere
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There will be a flood of "Will fix computers for sex" posts on Craigslist soon...
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Appalachia
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Originally Posted by wdlove
That's awesome.
WD, you seem like a great fella and all, but sometimes your comments really catch me off guard. 
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Retired
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by MacNStein
WD, you seem like a great fella and all, but sometimes your comments really catch me off guard.
I don't think he really understood what this was all about.
Only other explanation: he's a split personality 
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Capitol City
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its the thumbs up that made me lol
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Baninated
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dead whale
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I want to sleep in a giant cave.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In yer threads
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
I want to sleep in a giant cave.
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Baninated
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dead whale
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Caves are natural habitats for us humans. We should join our cockroach brothers arm in antenae.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In yer threads
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I like your new signature. You will surely get chicks.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: case.edu
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No. Caves are dark and slimy. Very unnatural.
Oh, and I think that guy is on to something.
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pb 1440x960 | 1.67, 1.5, 128, 80 | leopard
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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What are the odds that this guy is a Microsoft employee?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Caves are natural habitats for us humans. We should join our cockroach brothers arm in antenae.
The only problem with caves is that sometimes there are bears in there.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Tesseract:
I hope Cubeoid doesn't sue you.
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Baninated
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dead whale
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More caves. More popcorn!
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: case.edu
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If Cubeoid sues me, I will have to countersue.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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This is uhh...
Yah, wow... that guy isn't even attractive from the photo... like... wow those women must REALLY not know how to fix a computer.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: San Diego, CA, USA
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Originally Posted by Salty
This is uhh...
Yah, wow... that guy isn't even attractive from the photo... like... wow those women must REALLY not know how to fix a computer.
If you don't mind giving blowjobs, I don't see why it's such a huge sacrifice. They're probably just like, "Score, free computer repair!" It seems pretty pragmatic to me.
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Do you mind giving blowjobs Salty? Chuckit brings up a good point....
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In yer threads
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It would be like a going down on a computer geek chick, for fixing your computer.
Win win situation.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Minnesota - Twins Territory
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Originally Posted by Kevin
It would be like a going down on a computer geek chick, for fixing your computer.
Win win situation.
i dont know man there were alot of scary looking computer chicks in my college classes - then again there were some hotties too
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Yamanashi, Japan
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Reminds me of college... fixing computers would sometimes eventually turn into relationships.. which would get me some sex. Ahhh... the memories.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2003
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I could see him fixing about 95% of the problems, but leaving a few in there to fester... just so he'll have to make another housecall.
Brilliant!
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